Originally Posted by Alan2005 (Post 7802886)

bit cooler today. just been for a swim at third beach - lovely

Originally Posted by rae (Post 7803190)

don't like swimming, you are just treading water in other peoples urine.

don't like the beach, washed up condoms, needles and radioactive waste, mixed in with sand. you might as well just take me to the local refuse tip, pour garbage all over me then rub it in with an abrasive cloth.

Originally Posted by Alan2005 (Post 7803250)

Ew ...

Originally Posted by Brownstar (Post 7803270)

Is just gay

Originally Posted by Brownstar (Post 7777780)

.........a box of chocolates -- a cheap, thoughtless perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for; unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So you are stuck with this undefinable whipped mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down and there is nothing left to eat. Sure, once in a while there is a peanut butter cup or English toffee, but they are gone too fast and the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts. If you are desperate enough to eat those all you have got left is an empty box filled with useless brown paper wrappers

Originally Posted by Tony the pilot (Post 7803592)

Life is like a box of blah blah blah. This thread is hopeless, I feel like slitting my wrist....(you probably want me to) I though I was a misery arse, but after listening to your ramblings I'm bloody hilarious!! Do yourself a favour BS, have a sabbatical.

Originally Posted by Tony the pilot (Post 7803592)

Life is like a box of blah blah blah. This thread is hopeless, I feel like slitting my wrist....(you probably want me to) I though I was a misery arse, but after listening to your ramblings I'm bloody hilarious!! Do yourself a favour BS, have a sabbatical.

Originally Posted by Brownstar (Post 7804140)

Meh

Originally Posted by rae (Post 7804478)

and bollox. 300 posts from england and he thinks he knows it all.

Originally Posted by rae (Post 7804478)

and bollox. 300 posts from england and he thinks he knows it all.

Originally Posted by Tangram (Post 7804551)

who cares.

Originally Posted by rae (Post 7804478)

and bollox. 300 posts from england and he thinks he knows it all.

Originally Posted by Tony the pilot (Post 7806109)

I'm actually on VI

Originally Posted by Tony the pilot (Post 7806109)

I'm actually on VI

Originally Posted by Calgal (Post 7806211)

LOL - this thread reminds me of the "Grumpy Old Men" movies.....

:rofl:

Originally Posted by Alan2005 (Post 7806224)

Really? It reminds me of one of those white dog turds from the seventies. It just sits here slowly drying out with the occasional child poking it with a lollipop stick.

Originally Posted by rae (Post 7806497)

....... a balloon. starts out quite small and flat, not doing much but lying there. then it get a bit bigger, bit more and it starts to bounce around a bit. bit more and its beginning to fly, then it takes off, bouncing around all over the place having a great time.
then it really gets going, flies high into the sky, free.





then some bastard comes along and pops it.

Originally Posted by Alan2005 (Post 7806224)

Really? It reminds me of one of those white dog turds from the seventies. It just sits here slowly drying out with the occasional child poking it with a lollipop stick.

Originally Posted by rae (Post 7806180)

ahh, vancouver island, that explains why your location says lake district i suppose?!

Originally Posted by Tony the pilot (Post 7806939)

Alan, whatever happened to the white dog turd..

Originally Posted by Alan2005 (Post 7806958)

Apparently it was something to do with excess calcium in the dog food back then which isn't added today although when I was young we all thought it came from poodles. Google 'white dog poo' for more info

Originally Posted by Tony the pilot (Post 7806989)

I'm off down to the park in down town Nanaimo this evening, there's a band on..I think I'm gonna have a few beers and possibly get pissed too. I'll tell what, its bloody hot here today..Thanks for the poo info Alan, I will put that into a conversation this evening.

Originally Posted by Alan2005 (Post 7806997)

Cue obvious joke....

Originally Posted by Alan2005 (Post 7806997)

Cue obvious joke....

Originally Posted by Tangram (Post 7807007)

you mean TTP talking $hite ?

Originally Posted by Tony the pilot (Post 7807087)

My excuse for that one...jet lag!

Originally Posted by Alan2005 (Post 7807112)

Yes, that would be the one



Well Tony, you did put a big sign up saying "Insert Talking Shite Joke Here"

Originally Posted by Tangram (Post 7807007)

you mean TTP talking $hite ?