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Re: Life is like..........
Originally Posted by Brownstar
(Post 7781016)
,-------------- and then off to the Folk Festival................meh, it'll probably all be shite
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Re: Life is like..........
Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy
(Post 7781723)
I was there last night for a while, sure enough full of people talking shite, drinking shite and listening to shite music.
Oh and house we went to look at very Meh, dark dirty and as soon as I heard music coming from 2 doors down I new it was shite! |
Re: Life is like..........
Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy
(Post 7780910)
Everything is shite, its just a fact of life
the more bread you have the less sh1t you taste |
Re: Life is like..........
Originally Posted by MikeUK
(Post 7782014)
a Sh1t sandwich
the more bread you have the less sh1t you taste |
Re: Life is like..........
Originally Posted by dazzlerdaz
(Post 7782259)
I truly hope your bread is thinly sliced :rofl::rofl:
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Re: Life is like..........
O FFS............Life is what you make it :p
Don't like the chocolates, dont buy them, they will only make you fat and ill anyway ;) Life is for living, get on with it, sh1t happens, deeper sh1t happens, get on with it and live the life you have been given, DON'T bloody waste it as there is people out there who would love the chance of some extra time :unsure: Remember the Mint advert in the uk............. http://www.tellyads.com/show_movie.php?filename=TA0280 |
Re: Life is like..........
Originally Posted by lancashirebird
(Post 7783329)
Life is what you make it :p
Folk festival music was good...........it was just the other people that spoilt it! |
Re: Life is like..........
Originally Posted by newshoney
(Post 7781049)
I know... it's so easy to be a cynic. But just occasionally something makes my heart soar... the look of love in the eyes of my partner or children, a glorious view, the trill of the dawn chorus, a perfect sunset, a stirring piece of music, a staggering piece of art (and I could go on and on...)
Choosing to live somewhere other than the place where we were born and raised only changes some of the external cirumstances... it's up to each of us to make the best of our lives. :thumbsup: look of love only when they want to buy something, or have already bought something and are covering it up. from the kids, simply to avoid getting a good hiding when they have been caught out. the dawn chorus, what a misnomer, nothing but a bloody din first thing in the morning when all you want is quiet. sun going down just means one more shit day is just around the corner. a glorious view is just an area waiting to be developed into low income housing for scumbags. art, meh, most of that crap my dog could emulate with a brush tied to her tail. |
Re: Life is like..........
Originally Posted by rae
(Post 7783809)
bollox.
look of love only when they want to buy something, or have already bought something and are covering it up. from the kids, simply to avoid getting a good hiding when they have been caught out. the dawn chorus, what a misnomer, nothing but a bloody din first thing in the morning when all you want is quiet. sun going down just means one more shit day is just around the corner. a glorious view is just an area waiting to be developed into low income housing for scumbags. art, meh, most of that crap my dog could emulate with a brush tied to her tail. There is enough bad news about to sink anyones sails, you have your health and your life, FFS live it :curse::curse::curse: |
Re: Life is like..........
Originally Posted by rae
(Post 7783809)
bollox.
look of love only when they want to buy something, or have already bought something and are covering it up. from the kids, simply to avoid getting a good hiding when they have been caught out. the dawn chorus, what a misnomer, nothing but a bloody din first thing in the morning when all you want is quiet. sun going down just means one more shit day is just around the corner. a glorious view is just an area waiting to be developed into low income housing for scumbags. art, meh, most of that crap my dog could emulate with a brush tied to her tail. Awww are you wearing your grumpy trousers :) Whatever makes people happy is a very personal choice - for me it was the morning after the fall from the horse - still in severe pain you have to drag yourself (more or less in my case on hands and knees) to check his water and food - and for the first time since I had him he came galloping down to meet me, stopped looked me straight in the eye and nickered softly, slowly walked up to me and put his head on my shoulder. That might mean nothing to someone else but to me it meant everything (and to him it probably was the realisation that when I turn up he gets something to eat and some good old fashioned attention hahahahahaha) |
Re: Life is like..........
Originally Posted by mandymoochops
(Post 7783869)
Awww are you wearing your grumpy trousers :) Whatever makes people happy is a very personal choice - for me it was the morning after the fall from the horse - still in severe pain you have to drag yourself (more or less in my case on hands and knees) to check his water and food - and for the first time since I had him he came galloping down to meet me, stopped looked me straight in the eye and nickered softly, slowly walked up to me and put his head on my shoulder.
That might mean nothing to someone else but to me it meant everything (and to him it probably was the realisation that when I turn up he gets something to eat and some good old fashioned attention hahahahahaha) I'm using this as my venting thread and you go and spoil it. You are gonna get such a spanking. |
Re: Life is like..........
Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy
(Post 7783908)
OI, will you stop with the 'nice images'. :thumbdown:
I'm using this as my venting thread and you go and spoil it. You are gonna get such a spanking. |
Re: Life is like..........
Originally Posted by mandymoochops
(Post 7783869)
Awww are you wearing your grumpy trousers :) Whatever makes people happy is a very personal choice - for me it was the morning after the fall from the horse - still in severe pain you have to drag yourself (more or less in my case on hands and knees) to check his water and food - and for the first time since I had him he came galloping down to meet me, stopped looked me straight in the eye and nickered softly, slowly walked up to me and put his head on my shoulder.
That might mean nothing to someone else but to me it meant everything (and to him it probably was the realisation that when I turn up he gets something to eat and some good old fashioned attention hahahahahaha) For me its to see my kids faces so happy, to see our pup love the outdoor life and see his little stump wag (some nasty person cut his tail when he was a baby) to see the kids and dog play is special to us............ Everyday is about living, enjoy :fingerscrossed: |
Re: Life is like..........
Originally Posted by lancashirebird
(Post 7783938)
That is so sweet, cant wait till you have the next expat meet up :thumbup::thumbup:
For me its to see my kids faces so happy, to see our pup love the outdoor life and see his little stump wag (some nasty person cut his tail when he was a baby) to see the kids and dog play is special to us............ Everyday is about living, enjoy :fingerscrossed: I agree 100% - sometimes really shit things happen (and we've all had it) and you feel so down about everything. All it takes is that little buttont to be pressed (wherever it is on whoever - and shut up with the comments about buttons Butch i'm one step ahead of ya ;)) and it makes the bad shit bearable. A bit like working in a customer service industry where you have nothing but crappy customers all day - yet the one that takes the time out to say thank you, you helped me out - completely wipes out all the negativity in a day. |
Re: Life is like..........
Originally Posted by lancashirebird
(Post 7783819)
FFS - Go and take a happy pill will you :eek:
There is enough bad news about to sink anyones sails, you have your health and your life, FFS live it :curse::curse::curse: i do not see medication as the answer, suicide though quite possibly, especially after reading your posts. |
Re: Life is like..........
Originally Posted by rae
(Post 7785949)
i am feeling quite ill at the moment actually, there is plenty of bad news around for a reason, see posts above.
i do not see medication as the answer, suicide though quite possibly, especially after reading your posts. |
Re: Life is like..........
Originally Posted by rae
(Post 7785949)
i am feeling quite ill at the moment actually, there is plenty of bad news around for a reason, see posts above.
i do not see medication as the answer, suicide though quite possibly, especially after reading your posts. But then again BE gave me that ignore button and its the first time i have had to use it :eek::rofl::rofl: |
Re: Life is like..........
Originally Posted by rae
(Post 7780948)
supervise drunken halfwits who cannot be trusted to do it themselves.
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Re: Life is like..........
Originally Posted by lancashirebird
(Post 7786294)
After reading your posts lately i would agree that your life is so sad that you would take that option, maybe worth giving that life to someone that could use it wisely ;);)
But then again BE gave me that ignore button and its the first time i have had to use it :eek::rofl::rofl: i'm not sure you can transplant life yet, has medicine really advanced that far? keep trying, i am sure you will get the hang of irony eventually. |
Re: Life is like..........
Originally Posted by triumphguy
(Post 7786333)
I thought you were a police officer in cochrane:confused::eek::rofl:
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Re: Life is like..........
Originally Posted by triumphguy
(Post 7786333)
I thought you were a police officer on cocaine:confused::eek::rofl:
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Re: Life is like..........
Originally Posted by dazzlerdaz
(Post 7788500)
:eek::eek:
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Re: Life is like..........
Originally Posted by rae
(Post 7788522)
well i'd certainly get a lot more done i suppose and maybe be happier about doing it.
Don't forget..........EVERYTHING is shite |
Re: Life is like..........
Originally Posted by Brownstar
(Post 7788542)
You'd probably be more aggressive and wound up ;)
Don't forget..........EVERYTHING is shite |
Re: Life is like..........
Originally Posted by dazzlerdaz
(Post 7788653)
I`m not f**kin paranoid i tell ya ! :confused::confused:
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Re: Life is like..........
When I run into friends of mine I haven't seen in years,
They give me the once over then their eyes well with tears. Then they pronounce me 'looking great', I haven't changed a bit, I flash 'em back a feeble smile: I know I look like shit. 'Cos I saw myself this morning, phew, and I know of what I speak. I'm a human being, but I look like I reek. And a weaker bathroom lightbulb just might take care of it, 'Cos the mirror shatters your illusions when you look like shit. Shit comes in different colours, and consistencies, I guess that I'm just aging like the finest wines and cheeses. The guy that's me, who's in my dreams, is twenty-five or six, I'm old enough to be his dad, how's that for parlour tricks? Life's a job you're fired from, unless of course you quit, Gee, I wonder if that old blind guy knows that he looks like shit? Let's ask him! 'Scuse me? No, over here! Although I know it's natural, I still can't understand. Once I looked like a million bucks, now, more like two grand. We start out with a lot of time, but what happens to it? Times flies when you **** around and then you look like shit! Oh, ain't it the truth, brothers and sisters? Shit comes in different colours, and consistencies, 'Shit's a gift we make', Freud said, 'here, take mine won't you please?' Growing old ain't easy, it's a process so they say. We proceed to our grand finales, every single day. But dying doesn't worry me, I'm not bothered a bit, I just don't like the thought of lying there looking like shit! |
Re: Life is like..........
Originally Posted by Brownstar
(Post 7799803)
When I run into friends of mine I haven't seen in years,
They give me the once over then their eyes well with tears. Then they pronounce me 'looking great', I haven't changed a bit, I flash 'em back a feeble smile: I know I look like shit. 'Cos I saw myself this morning, phew, and I know of what I speak. I'm a human being, but I look like I reek. And a weaker bathroom lightbulb just might take care of it, 'Cos the mirror shatters your illusions when you look like shit. Shit comes in different colours, and consistencies, I guess that I'm just aging like the finest wines and cheeses. The guy that's me, who's in my dreams, is twenty-five or six, I'm old enough to be his dad, how's that for parlour tricks? Life's a job you're fired from, unless of course you quit, Gee, I wonder if that old blind guy knows that he looks like shit? Let's ask him! 'Scuse me? No, over here! Although I know it's natural, I still can't understand. Once I looked like a million bucks, now, more like two grand. We start out with a lot of time, but what happens to it? Times flies when you **** around and then you look like shit! Oh, ain't it the truth, brothers and sisters? Shit comes in different colours, and consistencies, 'Shit's a gift we make', Freud said, 'here, take mine won't you please?' Growing old ain't easy, it's a process so they say. We proceed to our grand finales, every single day. But dying doesn't worry me, I'm not bothered a bit, I just don't like the thought of lying there looking like shit! |
Re: Life is like..........
Originally Posted by rae
(Post 7799870)
and the point of that old load of bollox is what exactly?
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Re: Life is like..........
Originally Posted by Brownstar
(Post 7799883)
Meh.............just song excellent lyrics
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Re: Life is like..........
Originally Posted by rae
(Post 7799900)
lyrics, really, is that by some tosser like billy bragg then, cause he is really arse.
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Re: Life is like..........
So f****** what!
Well I've been to Hastings And I've been to Brighton I've been to Eastbourne too So what, so what Well I've been here And I've been there And I've been every f****** where So what, so what So what, so what you boring little c*** Well who cares, who cares what you do Who cares, who cares about you You, you, you Now those are lyrics. |
Re: Life is like..........
Originally Posted by Alan2005
(Post 7799978)
So f****** what!
Well I've been to Hastings And I've been to Brighton I've been to Eastbourne too So what, so what Well I've been here And I've been there And I've been every f****** where So what, so what So what, so what you boring little c*** Well who cares, who cares what you do Who cares, who cares about you You, you, you Now those are lyrics. |
Re: Life is like..........
Originally Posted by Brownstar
(Post 7799990)
Rather unpleasant and written with little or no intelligence
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Re: Life is like..........
Originally Posted by Alan2005
(Post 7799995)
It's not poncy "i'm an inner city ghetto poet" crap that is liked by guilt ridden middle class liberals, I'll give you that.
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Re: Life is like..........
Originally Posted by Brownstar
(Post 7800051)
Neither are the lyrics I posted, they are however written with intelligence and humour.
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Re: Life is like..........
this seems to be going from general misery, moaning and grumpiness, to bad tempered rubbish. lets keep it on track and stick with moaning please before this thread goes the way of all the others.
no need for this to become personal, its unnecessary, up to now its been conducted with general sarcasm and good humour, albeit quite dark. |
Re: Life is like..........
Originally Posted by rae
(Post 7801256)
this seems to be going from general misery, moaning and grumpiness, to bad tempered rubbish. lets keep it on track and stick with moaning please before this thread goes the way of all the others.
no need for this to become personal, its unnecessary, up to now its been conducted with general sarcasm and good humour, albeit quite dark. |
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Meh |
Re: Life is like..........
Originally Posted by Alan2005
(Post 7801737)
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Meh its too hot at the moment, bloody weather. |
Re: Life is like..........
Originally Posted by rae
(Post 7802777)
thats more like.
its too hot at the moment, bloody weather. |
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