Lets play a fun game.......
Jul 8th 2009 | 7:56 am
#1
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Sawdust making harpy
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Posts: 11,291
From: Alberta
Lets play a fun game.......
I'm going to write down the answers and you have to fill in the questions to quite possibly THE most common conversation any of us will have here (I've had it 3 times already today 
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Ready.......
go.......
no England
Leicester
About an hour and a half north of London
Well lifes short why not
nearly 2 years
yes I love it
oh are they?
No I don't watch it
)Ready.......
go.......
no England
Leicester
About an hour and a half north of London
Well lifes short why not
nearly 2 years
yes I love it
oh are they?
No I don't watch it
Jul 8th 2009 | 8:31 am
#2
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Joined: Sep 2008
Posts: 20,188
Re: Lets play a fun game.......
They don't care where you are from they just want to impress withtheir knowledge of other places so they don't seem so parochial.
Where are you from?
England
No, but where abouts in England
South East
But where?
London.
Where in London?
Dogsbury Lane area, you know it?
Oh, yeah, I've heard of it.
My Grandfather's family came from somewhere in Leeds.
Where are you from?
England
No, but where abouts in England
South East
But where?
London.
Where in London?
Dogsbury Lane area, you know it?
Oh, yeah, I've heard of it.
My Grandfather's family came from somewhere in Leeds.
Jul 8th 2009 | 8:39 am
#3
Settled.
Joined: Jul 2006
Posts: 3,286
From: St. Albert. AB.
Re: Lets play a fun game.......
I'm going to write down the answers and you have to fill in the questions to quite possibly THE most common conversation any of us will have here (I've had it 3 times already today )
Ready.......
go.......
ARE YOU FROM AUSTRALIA?
no England
OH REALLY! ARE YOU SURE YOU ARE NOT FROM AUSTRALIA? I COULD HAVE SWORN YOU WERE, WHERE ABOUTS IN ENGLAND ARE YOU FROM THEN?
Leicester
IS THAT NEAR LONDON?
About an hour and a half north of London
WHY ON EARTH DID YOU MOVE TO THIS SHIT HOLE?
Well lifes short why not
HOW MUCH LONGER CAN YOU STAND IT HERE?
nearly 2 years
YOU MUST REALLY LOVE IT HERE TO STAY
yes I love it
I HAVE FRIENDS WHO ARE ENGLISH, THEY ARE INTO WIFE SWAPPING
oh are they?
DO YOU WATCH CORONATION STREET, I LIKE THAT, THOSE LITTLE HOUSES AND THE PUBS, I THINK THE QUEEN DRINKS IN A PUB LIKE THAT, SO DO YOU WATCH IT?
No I don't watch it
)Ready.......
go.......
ARE YOU FROM AUSTRALIA?
no England
OH REALLY! ARE YOU SURE YOU ARE NOT FROM AUSTRALIA? I COULD HAVE SWORN YOU WERE, WHERE ABOUTS IN ENGLAND ARE YOU FROM THEN?
Leicester
IS THAT NEAR LONDON?
About an hour and a half north of London
WHY ON EARTH DID YOU MOVE TO THIS SHIT HOLE?
Well lifes short why not
HOW MUCH LONGER CAN YOU STAND IT HERE?
nearly 2 years
YOU MUST REALLY LOVE IT HERE TO STAY
yes I love it
I HAVE FRIENDS WHO ARE ENGLISH, THEY ARE INTO WIFE SWAPPING
oh are they?
DO YOU WATCH CORONATION STREET, I LIKE THAT, THOSE LITTLE HOUSES AND THE PUBS, I THINK THE QUEEN DRINKS IN A PUB LIKE THAT, SO DO YOU WATCH IT?
No I don't watch it
Jul 8th 2009 | 8:44 am
#4
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Sawdust making harpy
Joined: Sep 2007
Posts: 11,291
From: Alberta
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Jul 8th 2009 | 8:49 am
#5
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Posts: 13,402
From: South of Calgary
Re: Lets play a fun game.......
As previously stated by Rae
Do you want to come with us on a hunt to shoot some animals?
Good shot, how long did it take you to get that good?
Are you going to eat that moose you've just shot?
Do you want to come with us on a hunt to shoot some animals?
Good shot, how long did it take you to get that good?
Are you going to eat that moose you've just shot?
Jul 8th 2009 | 8:50 am
#6
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Posts: 3,286
From: St. Albert. AB.
Re: Lets play a fun game.......
anyway here is mine, mostly at work.
yes i am
thanks
yes i was
i did not get the opportunity to beat people without mercy enough and get away with it
really, i'm serious.
Jul 8th 2009 | 8:56 am
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Posts: 20,188
Re: Lets play a fun game.......
go.......
You from Australia?
no England
What's that cheese smell?
Leicester
Where does the queen live?
About an hour and a half north of London
You had your boobs done?
Well lifes short why not
How long ago did you have them done?
nearly 2 years
yes I love it
Nice
oh are they?
You think Michael Jackson is a genetically baroque gender-bender or just mutantly postracial?
No I don't watch it[/QUOTE]
You from Australia?
no England
What's that cheese smell?
Leicester
Where does the queen live?
About an hour and a half north of London
You had your boobs done?
Well lifes short why not
How long ago did you have them done?
nearly 2 years
yes I love it
Nice
oh are they?
You think Michael Jackson is a genetically baroque gender-bender or just mutantly postracial?
No I don't watch it[/QUOTE]
Jul 8th 2009 | 9:27 am
#8
Thread Starter
Sawdust making harpy
Joined: Sep 2007
Posts: 11,291
From: Alberta
Re: Lets play a fun game.......
well there is hope, more of a permanent arrangement is what i am thinking though.
anyway here is mine, mostly at work.
Hi are you a policeman
yes i am
nice boots
thanks
were you one back in australia
yes i was
So why come and do it here
i did not get the opportunity to beat people without mercy enough and get away with it
You're shitting me
really, i'm serious.
anyway here is mine, mostly at work.
Hi are you a policeman
yes i am
nice boots
thanks
were you one back in australia
yes i was
So why come and do it here
i did not get the opportunity to beat people without mercy enough and get away with it
You're shitting me
really, i'm serious.
Jul 8th 2009 | 10:56 am
#9
Settled.
Joined: Jul 2006
Posts: 3,286
From: St. Albert. AB.
Re: Lets play a fun game.......
close.
ARE YOU ENGLISH?
yes i am
COOL ACCENT
thanks
WERE YOU A POLICEMAN IN ENGLAND?
yes i was
WHY DID YOU LEAVE?
i did not get the opportunity to beat people without mercy enough and get away with it
REALLY! YOU HAD TO COME HERE TO BULLY AND BEAT PEOPLE?
really, i'm serious.
ARE YOU ENGLISH?
yes i am
COOL ACCENT
thanks
WERE YOU A POLICEMAN IN ENGLAND?
yes i was
WHY DID YOU LEAVE?
i did not get the opportunity to beat people without mercy enough and get away with it
REALLY! YOU HAD TO COME HERE TO BULLY AND BEAT PEOPLE?
really, i'm serious.
