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mandymoochops Jul 8th 2009 7:56 am

Lets play a fun game.......
 
I'm going to write down the answers and you have to fill in the questions to quite possibly THE most common conversation any of us will have here (I've had it 3 times already today :()

Ready.......


go.......


no England


Leicester


About an hour and a half north of London


Well lifes short why not


nearly 2 years


yes I love it


oh are they?


No I don't watch it

Oink Jul 8th 2009 8:31 am

Re: Lets play a fun game.......
 
They don't care where you are from they just want to impress withtheir knowledge of other places so they don't seem so parochial.

Where are you from?
England

No, but where abouts in England
South East

But where?
London.

Where in London?
Dogsbury Lane area, you know it?

Oh, yeah, I've heard of it.

My Grandfather's family came from somewhere in Leeds.

rae Jul 8th 2009 8:39 am

Re: Lets play a fun game.......
 

Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 7735414)
I'm going to write down the answers and you have to fill in the questions to quite possibly THE most common conversation any of us will have here (I've had it 3 times already today :()

Ready.......


go.......


ARE YOU FROM AUSTRALIA?

no England

OH REALLY! ARE YOU SURE YOU ARE NOT FROM AUSTRALIA? I COULD HAVE SWORN YOU WERE, WHERE ABOUTS IN ENGLAND ARE YOU FROM THEN?

Leicester

IS THAT NEAR LONDON?

About an hour and a half north of London

WHY ON EARTH DID YOU MOVE TO THIS SHIT HOLE?

Well lifes short why not

HOW MUCH LONGER CAN YOU STAND IT HERE?

nearly 2 years

YOU MUST REALLY LOVE IT HERE TO STAY

yes I love it

I HAVE FRIENDS WHO ARE ENGLISH, THEY ARE INTO WIFE SWAPPING

oh are they?

DO YOU WATCH CORONATION STREET, I LIKE THAT, THOSE LITTLE HOUSES AND THE PUBS, I THINK THE QUEEN DRINKS IN A PUB LIKE THAT, SO DO YOU WATCH IT?

No I don't watch it

MY ATTEMPT

mandymoochops Jul 8th 2009 8:44 am

Re: Lets play a fun game.......
 

Originally Posted by rae (Post 7735535)
MY ATTEMPT

very good there Rae pretty much spot on (aside as you well know from the wife swapping :) )

Almost Canadian Jul 8th 2009 8:49 am

Re: Lets play a fun game.......
 
As previously stated by Rae

Do you want to come with us on a hunt to shoot some animals?


Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 7735414)
Well lifes short why not


Good shot, how long did it take you to get that good?


Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 7735414)
nearly 2 years


Are you going to eat that moose you've just shot?


Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 7735414)
yes I love it


rae Jul 8th 2009 8:50 am

Re: Lets play a fun game.......
 

Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 7735554)
very good there Rae pretty much spot on (aside as you well know from the wife swapping :) )

well there is hope, more of a permanent arrangement is what i am thinking though.

anyway here is mine, mostly at work.



yes i am



thanks



yes i was



i did not get the opportunity to beat people without mercy enough and get away with it



really, i'm serious.

Oink Jul 8th 2009 8:56 am

Re: Lets play a fun game.......
 
go.......

You from Australia?
no England

What's that cheese smell?
Leicester

Where does the queen live?
About an hour and a half north of London

You had your boobs done?
Well lifes short why not

How long ago did you have them done?
nearly 2 years

;););)
yes I love it

Nice :thumbup:
oh are they?

You think Michael Jackson is a genetically baroque gender-bender or just mutantly postracial?
No I don't watch it[/QUOTE]

mandymoochops Jul 8th 2009 9:27 am

Re: Lets play a fun game.......
 

Originally Posted by rae (Post 7735574)
well there is hope, more of a permanent arrangement is what i am thinking though.

anyway here is mine, mostly at work.


Hi are you a policeman
yes i am


nice boots
thanks


were you one back in australia
yes i was


So why come and do it here
i did not get the opportunity to beat people without mercy enough and get away with it


You're shitting me
really, i'm serious.

:thumbup:

rae Jul 8th 2009 10:56 am

Re: Lets play a fun game.......
 

Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 7735651)
:thumbup:

close.

ARE YOU ENGLISH?

yes i am


COOL ACCENT

thanks


WERE YOU A POLICEMAN IN ENGLAND?

yes i was


WHY DID YOU LEAVE?

i did not get the opportunity to beat people without mercy enough and get away with it

REALLY! YOU HAD TO COME HERE TO BULLY AND BEAT PEOPLE?

really, i'm serious.


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