Joke
Apr 18th 2007, 4:55 pm
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Joke
Two dwarves go into a bar, where they pick up two 'working girls' and take them to their separate hotel rooms.
The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection.
His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his friend shouting out cries of... Here I come again! ONE, TWO , THREE UGH!" "Here I come again , ONE, TWO,THREE... UGH!" "Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE... UGH!"... ALL NIGHT LONG.
In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first,"How did it go?"
The first mutters, "It was embarrassing. I just couldn't get an erection.
The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing? I couldn't even get on the bed.
The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection.
His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his friend shouting out cries of... Here I come again! ONE, TWO , THREE UGH!" "Here I come again , ONE, TWO,THREE... UGH!" "Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE... UGH!"... ALL NIGHT LONG.
In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first,"How did it go?"
The first mutters, "It was embarrassing. I just couldn't get an erection.
The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing? I couldn't even get on the bed.
Apr 18th 2007, 4:59 pm
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Re: Joke
Two dwarves go into a bar, where they pick up two 'working girls' and take them to their separate hotel rooms.
The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection.
His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his friend shouting out cries of... Here I come again! ONE, TWO , THREE UGH!" "Here I come again , ONE, TWO,THREE... UGH!" "Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE... UGH!"... ALL NIGHT LONG.
In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first,"How did it go?"
The first mutters, "It was embarrassing. I just couldn't get an erection.
The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing? I couldn't even get on the bed.
The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection.
His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his friend shouting out cries of... Here I come again! ONE, TWO , THREE UGH!" "Here I come again , ONE, TWO,THREE... UGH!" "Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE... UGH!"... ALL NIGHT LONG.
In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first,"How did it go?"
The first mutters, "It was embarrassing. I just couldn't get an erection.
The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing? I couldn't even get on the bed.
Apr 18th 2007, 5:10 pm
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Re: Joke
Good one Bleech 
Apr 18th 2007, 5:28 pm
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Re: Joke
[QUOTE=Bleech;4661455]Two dwarves go into a bar...
Jumping on the nearest political correctness bandwagon, strictly speaking shouldn't it be 'persons of restricted growth?'.
Jumping on the nearest political correctness bandwagon, strictly speaking shouldn't it be 'persons of restricted growth?'.
Apr 18th 2007, 7:20 pm
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