It's a bit rude, but I chuckled!
Apr 8th 2008, 1:33 am
#1
Thread Starter
Joined: May 2007
Posts: 1,053
It's a bit rude, but I chuckled!
The Irish Sausage
Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money.
Between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.
Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea.' He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.
Shamus said 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!'
Murphy replied, 'Don't worry - just follow me.'
He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.
Shamus said 'Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!'
Murphy replied, with a smile. 'Don't ! worry, I have a plan, Cheers!'
They downed their drinks.
Murphy said, 'OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.'
The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.
They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free.
At the tenth pub Shamus said 'Murphy - I don't think I can do any more of this. I'm drunk and me knees are killin' me!'
Murphy said, 'How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third pub “
Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money.
Between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.
Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea.' He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.
Shamus said 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!'
Murphy replied, 'Don't worry - just follow me.'
He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.
Shamus said 'Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!'
Murphy replied, with a smile. 'Don't ! worry, I have a plan, Cheers!'
They downed their drinks.
Murphy said, 'OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.'
The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.
They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free.
At the tenth pub Shamus said 'Murphy - I don't think I can do any more of this. I'm drunk and me knees are killin' me!'
Murphy said, 'How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third pub “
Apr 8th 2008, 1:45 am
#2
BE Forum Addict
Joined: May 2006
Location: M'cr-Red Deer-M'cr-??
Posts: 1,309
Re: It's a bit rude, but I chuckled!
The Irish Sausage
Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money.
Between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.
Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea.' He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.
Shamus said 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!'
Murphy replied, 'Don't worry - just follow me.'
He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.
Shamus said 'Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!'
Murphy replied, with a smile. 'Don't ! worry, I have a plan, Cheers!'
They downed their drinks.
Murphy said, 'OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.'
The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.
They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free.
At the tenth pub Shamus said 'Murphy - I don't think I can do any more of this. I'm drunk and me knees are killin' me!'
Murphy said, 'How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third pub “
Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money.
Between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.
Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea.' He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.
Shamus said 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!'
Murphy replied, 'Don't worry - just follow me.'
He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.
Shamus said 'Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!'
Murphy replied, with a smile. 'Don't ! worry, I have a plan, Cheers!'
They downed their drinks.
Murphy said, 'OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.'
The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.
They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free.
At the tenth pub Shamus said 'Murphy - I don't think I can do any more of this. I'm drunk and me knees are killin' me!'
Murphy said, 'How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third pub “
PMSL!!!
Apr 8th 2008, 1:46 am
#3
Thread Starter
Joined: May 2007
Posts: 1,053
Re: It's a bit rude, but I chuckled!
Being Irish, I bloody hate Irish jokes, but that one was good!
Apr 8th 2008, 2:01 am
#4
Born again atheist
Joined: Jul 2005
Location: Europe (to be specified).
Posts: 30,259
Apr 8th 2008, 2:07 am
#5
BE Forum Addict
Joined: May 2006
Location: M'cr-Red Deer-M'cr-??
Posts: 1,309
Apr 8th 2008, 3:38 pm
#6
BE Enthusiast
Joined: Apr 2007
Location: From Kingston Upon Hull to Kingston in Ontario
Posts: 702
Re: It's a bit rude, but I chuckled!
Apr 8th 2008, 5:24 pm
#7
I'm a girl, dagnabbit! :)
Joined: Apr 2005
Location: Ottawa, ON.
Posts: 1,120
Re: It's a bit rude, but I chuckled!
Hehehe... 
Apr 8th 2008, 6:02 pm
#8
BE Enthusiast
Joined: Oct 2003
Location: Just outside Calgary
Posts: 513
Re: It's a bit rude, but I chuckled!
Thanks for the chuckle
Apr 9th 2008, 12:58 am
#10
BE Enthusiast
Joined: Apr 2006
Location: Pemberton, BC
Posts: 346
Re: It's a bit rude, but I chuckled!
That's brought a smile to my face - thanks! 
Zoe M. x
Zoe M. x
Apr 9th 2008, 1:17 am
#11
Joined: Feb 2006
Location: Red Deer, Alberta
Posts: 10,612
Re: It's a bit rude, but I chuckled!
Yep that's a goody!
Apr 9th 2008, 4:14 am
#12
Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah
Joined: Jun 2007
Location: Regina Beach, Saskatchewan
Posts: 3,885
Re: It's a bit rude, but I chuckled!
