Originally Posted by Arrona (Post 6500397)

a man walks in to a bar and notices a nice blonde at the end. the bar tender serves her a drink and spills it over her ample bossoms, he then licks the drink up from her chest.
shocked at this the man orders a drink and buys the blonde another. again the bartender spills the drink. this time the man rushes over and tries to lick the womans chest.
the women slapped the mans face.
horrified he says why did you let the bar tender lick you.
she replied he has a licker licence

Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 6500393)

This one? Very dull, that.

Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 6500396)

Well with a body like that I have no objection.

Originally Posted by FlirtyKnickers (Post 6500413)

why don't you like us.....we are nice....:)

Originally Posted by saskia65 (Post 6500417)

Ah, shame we are separated by the miles, and my fiance.

Quick open question. If we are being overrun by 'dull housewives', what's the solution? An organised cull?

Right, FK, suppose it's you and me first. Back against the wall.....this won't hurt a bit...won't feel a thing.

Stop running and take it like a woman.:rofl: Novo, the guards.

Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 6500418)

Nice enough. Just dull.

Originally Posted by Arrona (Post 6500397)

a man walks in to a bar and notices a nice blonde at the end. the bar tender serves her a drink and spills it over her ample bossoms, he then licks the drink up from her chest.
shocked at this the man orders a drink and buys the blonde another. again the bartender spills the drink. this time the man rushes over and tries to lick the womans chest.
the women slapped the mans face.
horrified he says why did you let the bar tender lick you.
she replied he has a licker licence

Originally Posted by FlirtyKnickers (Post 6500422)

why dull.??...if we show are boobs will that work...sort of undull us:unsure:

Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 6500423)

I wish I had the time or the inclination to deconstruct this attempt at humour.

Let me just take a moment to point out that it is rather dull.

Originally Posted by Arrona (Post 6500424)

will need a bigger camera lense for mine

Originally Posted by FlirtyKnickers (Post 6500427)

your just hard work Novo......:o

Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 6500423)

I wish I had the time or the inclination to deconstruct this attempt at humour.

Let me just take a moment to point out that it is rather dull.

Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 6500435)

Wrong thread, of course, but do you mean "you're just hard work Novo"?

Originally Posted by FlirtyKnickers (Post 6500453)

oh bugger....lol

Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 6500463)

And I won't even mention "if we show are boobs".