Dont get me wrong i have mellowed so much in such a little time that i have been here .. But for the love of god .. someone is taking the piss right about now ..

1) I worked so bloody hard to get here and i feel the floor falling from under my feet .. (marriage, say no more)

2) My eldest brought a PSP on the day he arrived, one week later it doesnt work properly and the battery has been sent to America to get fixed/replaced whatever, now the PSP still doesnt work as the buttons are sticking.

3) Brought the boys a PS2 for xmas .. games are crashing that are brand new, corrupt data on the memory card (they have only been playing it for 3 days) .. What is up with Sony ..

4) Thought i would go and have a look at the sales, as to get out of the house for a while .. thought it was slush on the ground so dressed accordingly, to find out it was ICE .. me and the kid slipped so much and i almost broke my neck ..

5) ONLY 4 MORE MONTHS OF WINTER .. Jolly bloody good ..:curse:

If tomorrow doesnt turn out any better .. ??????

I feel better now ... Anyone else???

The country's going to the dogs if you ask me.

LMAO .. just what i needed ... Thank you

Bloody warm, innit? Thunderstorms, flooding, they wanna do something about that.

I blame Alberta. Bloody global warmin', innit?

The ticking environmental timebomb of them oil sandies must have stopped ticking and gone, like, boomy.

Wey, divn't say ah nivvor tellt youse.

Bloody immigrants should learn to speak English

Only kidding Novo!

Oh sure blame us we got wide shoulders.

So how are you gong to feel when the lads thrash the Scousers at St. James' tomorrow? Eh? Eh?

That's another thing. Country. Dogs.

St. James' where's that?

Is there a hockey rink there?

Do scousers play hockey now?

Ha. You can mock today, but wait until tomorrow my friend.

Mock, mock, mock, mock.
(sounds something like a chicken, maybe even one of Maggie's chickens)

No you have it wrong. Chickens go Cluck, Cluck, Cluck...

I should know cos I have a PhD in Chicken poo....