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sas-lou Dec 27th 2008 7:40 am

Im going to piss and moan .. the British way
 
Dont get me wrong i have mellowed so much in such a little time that i have been here .. But for the love of god .. someone is taking the piss right about now ..

1) I worked so bloody hard to get here and i feel the floor falling from under my feet .. (marriage, say no more)

2) My eldest brought a PSP on the day he arrived, one week later it doesnt work properly and the battery has been sent to America to get fixed/replaced whatever, now the PSP still doesnt work as the buttons are sticking.

3) Brought the boys a PS2 for xmas .. games are crashing that are brand new, corrupt data on the memory card (they have only been playing it for 3 days) .. What is up with Sony ..

4) Thought i would go and have a look at the sales, as to get out of the house for a while .. thought it was slush on the ground so dressed accordingly, to find out it was ICE .. me and the kid slipped so much and i almost broke my neck ..

5) ONLY 4 MORE MONTHS OF WINTER .. Jolly bloody good ..:curse:

If tomorrow doesnt turn out any better .. ??????

I feel better now ... Anyone else???

Novocastrian Dec 27th 2008 7:45 am

Re: Im going to piss and moan .. the British way
 

Originally Posted by sas-lou (Post 7102338)
Dont get me wrong i have mellowed so much in such a little time that i have been here .. But for the love of god .. someone is taking the piss right about now ..

1) I worked so bloody hard to get here and i feel the floor falling from under my feet .. (marriage, say no more)

2) My eldest brought a PSP on the day he arrived, one week later it doesnt work properly and the battery has been sent to America to get fixed/replaced whatever, now the PSP still doesnt work as the buttons are sticking.

3) Brought the boys a PS2 for xmas .. games are crashing that are brand new, corrupt data on the memory card (they have only been playing it for 3 days) .. What is up with Sony ..

4) Thought i would go and have a look at the sales, as to get out of the house for a while .. thought it was slush on the ground so dressed accordingly, to find out it was ICE .. me and the kid slipped so much and i almost broke my neck ..

5) ONLY 4 MORE MONTHS OF WINTER .. Jolly bloody good ..:curse:

If tomorrow doesnt turn out any better .. ??????

I feel better now ... Anyone else???

The country's going to the dogs if you ask me.

sas-lou Dec 27th 2008 7:50 am

Re: Im going to piss and moan .. the British way
 
LMAO .. just what i needed ... Thank you

dbd33 Dec 27th 2008 7:51 am

Re: Im going to piss and moan .. the British way
 

Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 7102349)
The country's going to the dogs if you ask me.

Bloody warm, innit? Thunderstorms, flooding, they wanna do something about that.

Novocastrian Dec 27th 2008 7:56 am

Re: Im going to piss and moan .. the British way
 

Originally Posted by dbd33 (Post 7102364)
Bloody warm, innit? Thunderstorms, flooding, they wanna do something about that.

I blame Alberta. Bloody global warmin', innit?

dbd33 Dec 27th 2008 8:03 am

Re: Im going to piss and moan .. the British way
 

Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 7102368)
I blame Alberta. Bloody global warmin', innit?

The ticking environmental timebomb of them oil sandies must have stopped ticking and gone, like, boomy.

Novocastrian Dec 27th 2008 8:20 am

Re: Im going to piss and moan .. the British way
 

Originally Posted by dbd33 (Post 7102384)
The ticking environmental timebomb of them oil sandies must have stopped ticking and gone, like, boomy.

Wey, divn't say ah nivvor tellt youse.

DaveLovesDee Dec 27th 2008 8:56 am

Re: Im going to piss and moan .. the British way
 

Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 7102418)
Wey, divn't say ah nivvor tellt youse.

Bloody immigrants should learn to speak English ;) :p

Only kidding Novo!

Steve_P Dec 27th 2008 9:00 am

Re: Im going to piss and moan .. the British way
 

Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 7102368)
I blame Alberta. Bloody global warmin', innit?


Oh sure blame us we got wide shoulders. :p

Novocastrian Dec 27th 2008 9:04 am

Re: Im going to piss and moan .. the British way
 

Originally Posted by Steve_P (Post 7102485)
Oh sure blame us we got wide shoulders. :p

So how are you gong to feel when the lads thrash the Scousers at St. James' tomorrow? Eh? Eh?

Novocastrian Dec 27th 2008 9:05 am

Re: Im going to piss and moan .. the British way
 

Originally Posted by CaptainHook (Post 7102474)
Bloody immigrants should learn to speak English ;) :p

That's another thing. Country. Dogs.

Steve_P Dec 27th 2008 9:09 am

Re: Im going to piss and moan .. the British way
 

Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 7102496)
So how are you gong to feel when the lads thrash the Scousers at St. James' tomorrow? Eh? Eh?

St. James' where's that?

Is there a hockey rink there?

Do scousers play hockey now?

Novocastrian Dec 27th 2008 9:11 am

Re: Im going to piss and moan .. the British way
 

Originally Posted by Steve_P (Post 7102507)
St. James' where's that?

Is there a hockey rink there?

Do scousers play hockey now?

Ha. You can mock today, but wait until tomorrow my friend.

Steve_P Dec 27th 2008 9:15 am

Re: Im going to piss and moan .. the British way
 

Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 7102513)
Ha. You can mock today, but wait until tomorrow my friend.

Mock, mock, mock, mock.
(sounds something like a chicken, maybe even one of Maggie's chickens)

LotteW Dec 27th 2008 9:21 am

Re: Im going to piss and moan .. the British way
 

Originally Posted by Steve_P (Post 7102527)
Mock, mock, mock, mock.
(sounds something like a chicken, maybe even one of Maggie's chickens)


No you have it wrong. Chickens go Cluck, Cluck, Cluck...

I should know cos I have a PhD in Chicken poo....


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