...then I am truly sorry. I've just had a message from some guy called Ray, and apparently I've upset some people on this site. And there was some vague threat about a vacation.

So, if I've hurt your feelings, please use this thread to tell me about it so I can personally and publicly apologise to you. And if I haven't offended you and you're feeling left out, then tell me something about your personal defects and I'll do my best to insult you.

Oh my.

Nope done nothing to offend me.

I am a skinny flirtatious blonde though, so I'm sure you can think of something.

Hmm. Perhaps you should post some pictures to help me out. Preferably in your underwear so I can see just how skinny you are.

Dear Bazzz,


My defects are extensive but most are closely guarded secrets.

Please do your best with what you have.

Fondly,

dbd

Sorry, must try harder.

You're not a patch on Butch Cassidy, even on one of his off days.

[QUOTE=bazzz;6682591]...then I am truly sorry. I've just had a message from some guy called Ray, and apparently I've upset some people on this site. And there was some vague threat about a vacation.


Surely not, must have the wrong Bazzz.
I've never been upset by your comments, and if I ever were then I guess I'd learn to live with it.
Regards,
Not that Ray.

lol that isn't even thinly disguised sarcasm Bazzz.

There have been a couple of comments close to the bone however its an internet forum and even tho I cringe whn I see you have posted something - its probably the first post that I will go to because its either true or funny or just you being you.

I have many faults and i'm sure that I can pull myself apart way better than you can but thanks for the offer!

Nice avatar btw

Dear dbd,

Your arse isn't nearly as spectacular as you like to think it is.

Sincerely,

bazzz

thats not an insult Bazzz, not insulted me i just ignore you so

<huffs>

I feel left out now.
Want to be able to huff and puff too.

Well it would probably be easier to form some concrete opinion about you if all 3,000+ of your posts weren't such inane drivel.

That's more like it.

Thanks, I feel better for that.

I find you sexually attractive.

This all rather reminds me of something...


"Bazzz" Jones: "You dirty sod. You dirty old man."

"Ray" Grundy: "Keep going chief, keep going. Go on, you've got another 5 seconds, say something outrageous."

"Bazzz" Jones: : "You dirty b@stard."

"Ray" Grundy: "Go on, again!"

"Bazzz" Jones: : "You dirty f***er."

"Ray" Grundy: "What a clever boy."

"Bazzz" Jones: : "What a f***ing rotter."

"Ray" Grundy: "Well that's it for tonight. The other 'rocker' Able and I'm saying nothing else about him will be back tomorrow. I'll be seeing you soon, I hope I'll not see you again. From me though, goodnight!"