If I have offended you...
 

...then I am truly sorry. I've just had a message from some guy called Ray, and apparently I've upset some people on this site. And there was some vague threat about a vacation.

So, if I've hurt your feelings, please use this thread to tell me about it so I can personally and publicly apologise to you. And if I haven't offended you and you're feeling left out, then tell me something about your personal defects and I'll do my best to insult you.

Re: If I have offended you...
 

Oh my.

Nope done nothing to offend me.

I am a skinny flirtatious blonde though, so I'm sure you can think of something.

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Hmm. Perhaps you should post some pictures to help me out. Preferably in your underwear so I can see just how skinny you are.

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Dear Bazzz,


My defects are extensive but most are closely guarded secrets.

Please do your best with what you have.

Fondly,

dbd

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Sorry, must try harder.

You're not a patch on Butch Cassidy, even on one of his off days.:rofl:

Re: If I have offended you...
 

[QUOTE=bazzz;6682591]...then I am truly sorry. I've just had a message from some guy called Ray, and apparently I've upset some people on this site. And there was some vague threat about a vacation.


Surely not, must have the wrong Bazzz. ;):D
I've never been upset by your comments, and if I ever were then I guess I'd learn to live with it.
Regards,
Not that Ray.

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lol that isn't even thinly disguised sarcasm Bazzz.

There have been a couple of comments close to the bone however its an internet forum and even tho I cringe whn I see you have posted something - its probably the first post that I will go to because its either true or funny or just you being you.

I have many faults and i'm sure that I can pull myself apart way better than you can but thanks for the offer!

Nice avatar btw ;)

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Dear dbd,

Your arse isn't nearly as spectacular as you like to think it is.

Sincerely,

bazzz

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thats not an insult Bazzz, not insulted me i just ignore you so :p

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<huffs>

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I feel left out now.
Want to be able to huff and puff too.:(

Re: If I have offended you...
 

Well it would probably be easier to form some concrete opinion about you if all 3,000+ of your posts weren't such inane drivel.

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That's more like it.

Thanks, I feel better for that.

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I find you sexually attractive.

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This all rather reminds me of something...


"Bazzz" Jones: "You dirty sod. You dirty old man."

"Ray" Grundy: "Keep going chief, keep going. Go on, you've got another 5 seconds, say something outrageous."

"Bazzz" Jones: : "You dirty b@stard."

"Ray" Grundy: "Go on, again!"

"Bazzz" Jones: : "You dirty f***er."

"Ray" Grundy: "What a clever boy."

"Bazzz" Jones: : "What a f***ing rotter."

"Ray" Grundy: "Well that's it for tonight. The other 'rocker' Able and I'm saying nothing else about him will be back tomorrow. I'll be seeing you soon, I hope I'll not see you again. From me though, goodnight!"


;)