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Novocastrian Jan 23rd 2012 11:38 am

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Originally Posted by Lemonfish (Post 9861016)
If you say that you are helping bring about 'innovation' you're bound to get some research dollars...seems to be where research funding is moving these days...

Are you suggesting that research funding was unconnected to "innovation" until recently?

Or does "innovation" mean something different to the Harperists?

Something along the lines of "corporatism" perhaps?

Alan2005 Jan 23rd 2012 11:42 am

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Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 9861008)
Really :confused: In a 'non knowing what to address anyone correctly as kind of way' I just see it as a safe bet because a) you don't want to be too formal by using the first name and b) you don't want to presume that she is either single / married / divorced / widowed.

Thats just common sense

Oh, I totally agree. However, I've used "Ms" in the past only to be told pointedly that it's "Mrs" (in what I can only assume is some anti-feminist reactionaryism). This was in the UK in the 90's, so it's probably still like that here in Canada.

dollface Jan 23rd 2012 11:45 am

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Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 9861025)
Except when she has her own government website. I think she'll have expected me to look. She's married.

So "Ms" it is.

What about simply "Minister"

Lemonfish Jan 23rd 2012 11:49 am

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Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 9861032)
Are you suggesting that research funding was unconnected to "innovation" until recently?

Or does "innovation" mean something different to the Harperists?

Something along the lines of "corporatism" perhaps?

I'm suggesting that reading the tea leaves, the best way of research funding going up rather than down under a Harper government is to make some link to how its going to kick-start the economy. 'Innovation' being one such buzz word.

I'd also say that there will be more focus on looking at return on investment for $ of research spending - if I put X dollars into area Y rather than area Z, what economic benefit is this likely to have. Good news for anyone who is planning on commercialization of research, taking something to market etc.

I think the future is bleak for those in the humanities who want to demonstrate their revisionist take on history using the medium of dance.

Not saying that this has never previously been the case - but I'd expect that focus to intensify.

My two cents.

Novocastrian Jan 23rd 2012 12:09 pm

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Originally Posted by Lemonfish (Post 9861054)
I'm suggesting that reading the tea leaves, the best way of research funding going up rather than down under a Harper government is to make some link to how its going to kick-start the economy. 'Innovation' being one such buzz word.

I'd also say that there will be more focus on looking at return on investment for $ of research spending - if I put X dollars into area Y rather than area Z, what economic benefit is this likely to have. Good news for anyone who is planning on commercialization of research, taking something to market etc.

I think the future is bleak for those in the humanities who want to demonstrate their revisionist take on history using the medium of dance.

Not saying that this has never previously been the case - but I'd expect that focus to intensify.

My two cents.

Don't try to teach your Grandmother (as it were) to suck eggs.

But thanks for the input.

Lemonfish Jan 23rd 2012 12:11 pm

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Noted. Thanks Grandad.

Aviator Jan 23rd 2012 12:11 pm

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Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 9860725)
...a female Parliamentary Secretary?

I have to deal with one tomorrow and I don't know. Ministers are obvious. Madame Secretary sounds a bit American. Any advice?

Of course, she's a Harperist, so just spitting is one possibility.

Public employee, they work for you, I'd do it like any other employee!

Editha Jan 23rd 2012 12:27 pm

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How is the English version of madame pronounced here? In the UK, when I was prosecuting, police witnesses used to call me "ma'am" ( pronounded "marm"), and that was how I addressed women magistrates. Saying madame, except when speaking French, would sound strange to me.

Novocastrian Jan 23rd 2012 12:30 pm

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Originally Posted by Editha (Post 9861082)
How is the English version of madame pronounced here? In the UK, when I was prosecuting, police witnesses used to call me "ma'am" ( pronounded "marm"), and that was how I addressed women magistrates. Saying madame, except when speaking French, would sound strange to me.

I think you just miss that e off the end. Mad'm or something similar.

Editha Jan 23rd 2012 12:40 pm

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Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 9861086)
I think you just miss that e off the end. Mad'm or something similar.

Come to think of it, I can also remember being addressed as "madam chairwoman" (by a Conservative aged about 93, probably). I think "marm" is a legal system thing.

mandymoochops Jan 23rd 2012 12:41 pm

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Originally Posted by Editha (Post 9861082)
How is the English version of madame pronounced here? In the UK, when I was prosecuting, police witnesses used to call me "ma'am" ( pronounded "marm"), and that was how I addressed women magistrates. Saying madame, except when speaking French, would sound strange to me.

Not sure where you are but here out west it's pronounced 'maam' (imagine a texan cowboy saying it!)

I've been greeted quite a few times like that and I thought it was lovely - until it was pointed out that it's a Canadian way to refer to an 'older' lady.

:(

Atlantic Xpat Jan 23rd 2012 1:31 pm

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Search on Youtube for "Malcolm Tucker" from "The thick of it" & "In the loop". That will give you a masterclass on addressing politicoes. Think "Yes Minister" updated for a new century and with lots of profanity.

Bleepedy Bloops Jan 23rd 2012 3:31 pm

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If she's a looker...sugartits.

Geordie Lass Jan 23rd 2012 6:25 pm

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Originally Posted by Bleepedy Bloops (Post 9861298)
If she's a looker...sugartits.

:D:lol: laughed out loud at that!

If she's not a looker -"what's occurring?"

caretaker Jan 23rd 2012 6:37 pm

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You could call her Madam Secretary when first introduced and then refer to her as She thereafter!

dollface Jan 24th 2012 12:12 am

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Originally Posted by Geordie Lass (Post 9861534)
:D:lol: laughed out loud at that!

If she's not a looker -"what's occurring?"

and i she's really plug ugly then "Bryn"

Geordie Lass Jan 24th 2012 1:14 am

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Originally Posted by dollface (Post 9861945)
and i she's really plug ugly then "Bryn"

Or if she's a bit on the large size "Smithy"

caretaker Jan 24th 2012 1:30 am

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I predict Madam Secretary will be totally charmed by Novocastrian, and there's a chance she'll laugh and say, "Oh just call me Jane." Getting money, I don't know about.

Former Lancastrian Jan 24th 2012 1:45 am

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Originally Posted by caretaker (Post 9862065)
I predict Madam Secretary will be totally charmed by Novocastrian, and there's a chance she'll laugh and say, "Oh just call me Jane." Getting money, I don't know about.

In other words he will be doing some ass kissing then :lol:

caretaker Jan 24th 2012 3:40 am

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Originally Posted by Former Lancastrian (Post 9862098)
In other words he will be doing some ass kissing then :lol:

Flat cap in hand and border collie at heel. :-) There's a difference between kissing ass and being charming though and I'd expect Novo to remain dignified.

Former Lancastrian Jan 24th 2012 3:51 am

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Originally Posted by caretaker (Post 9862337)
Flat cap in hand and border collie at heel. :-) There's a difference between kissing ass and being charming though and I'd expect Novo to remain dignified.

Like he always is on here :lol: Im sure after his meet and greet and potentially securing funds from a member of the Harper Govt he will no doubt have a change of heart and fill this board with a new found love and respect to other posters;)

caretaker Jan 24th 2012 4:09 am

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That's it, love and respect, those are the words I was looking for. I had a friend who was an ironworker, (not a rodbuster but a swingin' dick connector) who would tolerate ignorance but could not brook stupidity, and I think many senior academics share this trait. He'll make his pitch on the merits of the program to the best of his ability and if the funding doesn't come it won't be his fault.

Novocastrian Jan 24th 2012 4:33 am

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Originally Posted by caretaker (Post 9862410)
That's it, love and respect, those are the words I was looking for. I had a friend who was an ironworker, (not a rodbuster but a swingin' dick connector) who would tolerate ignorance but could not brook stupidity, and I think many senior academics share this trait. He'll make his pitch on the merits of the program to the best of his ability and if the funding doesn't come it won't be his fault.

Well it went quite well actually. You were right earlier by the way, I started with "Pleased to make your acquaintance Mad'm" to which she replied "{firstname} is fine".

I'd also sent her office a 2-page briefing document on Friday, which she'd clearly read. I'd put the usual bits of bait in, as you do, and she swallowed them whole.

<pat's self on back>

caretaker Jan 24th 2012 4:38 am

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Well in, the catcher!

Jingsamichty Jan 24th 2012 4:42 am

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Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 9862451)
<pat's self on back>

Tu't tu't, Prof.

Well done though.

Novocastrian Jan 24th 2012 4:45 am

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Originally Posted by Former Lancastrian (Post 9862362)
Like he always is on here :lol: Im sure after his meet and greet and potentially securing funds from a member of the Harper Govt he will no doubt have a change of heart and fill this board with a new found love and respect to other posters;)

It depends, as ever, on the poster.

I will say that this member of the Harper government has a great deal more ability than her immediate boss, who I've also met once (but not one-on-one).

I'd also discovered that one of my graduate students comes from her riding, which helped. :)

Former Lancastrian Jan 24th 2012 4:52 am

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Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 9862478)
It depends, as ever, on the poster.

I will say that this member of the Harper government has a great deal more ability than her immediate boss, who I've also met once (but not one-on-one).

I'd also discovered that one of my graduate students comes from her riding, which helped. :)

Well congratulation are in order but Im guessing it will be some time until you know if the funds have been secured. I myself am not looking forward to the March budget and in particular Tony Clements input as to which Govt departments are really going to feel the pinch.
Good luck in the future.

Novocastrian Jan 24th 2012 5:01 am

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Originally Posted by Former Lancastrian (Post 9862498)
Well congratulation are in order but Im guessing it will be some time until you know if the funds have been secured. I myself am not looking forward to the March budget and in particular Tony Clements input as to which Govt departments are really going to feel the pinch.
Good luck in the future.

Absolutely. These things have to go through channels (which in this case don't include Tony Clement's constituency office). But the neat thing is that my proposal actually saves the government money. (At least it appears that way).:sneaky:

Alan2005 Jan 24th 2012 5:05 am

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Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 9862530)
Absolutely. These things have to go through channels (which in this case don't include Tony Clement's constituency office). But the neat thing is that my proposal actually saves the government money. (At least it appears that way).:sneaky:

Well, as that's all anyone in government cares about you'll probably get your dosh.

Lemonfish Jan 24th 2012 6:50 am

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Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 9862530)
Absolutely. These things have to go through channels (which in this case don't include Tony Clement's constituency office). But the neat thing is that my proposal actually saves the government money. (At least it appears that way).:sneaky:

Very innovative

Novocastrian Jan 24th 2012 7:09 am

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Originally Posted by Lemonfish (Post 9862756)
Very innovative

:)

Former Lancastrian Jan 24th 2012 9:50 am

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Not to rain on your parade you do realise that Tony Clement is the minister in charge of the Treasury Board Secretariat and basically he is the keeper of the Govt credit card :lol:
Basically he can decide who gets funding or not regardless of not being in his riding thats why a lot of Govt employees and Govt programmes are nervous about the potential cuts in staff, programmes and funding which may come in the March budget.

Novocastrian Jan 24th 2012 10:07 am

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Originally Posted by Former Lancastrian (Post 9863189)
Not to rain on your parade you do realise that Tony Clement is the minister in charge of the Treasury Board Secretariat and basically he is the keeper of the Govt credit card :lol:
Basically he can decide who gets funding or not regardless of not being in his riding thats why a lot of Govt employees and Govt programmes are nervous about the potential cuts in staff, programmes and funding which may come in the March budget.

You underestimate my subtlety. If Clement et al. hadn't cut back on the civil service science capability last July they could do what I propose in house.

As it is, there's some stuff which is politically necessary for these idiots to carry out, which they no longer have the infrastructure and personnel to accomplish.

Every cloud has a silver lining. Gotta roll with the punches and all that. :)

Chookie Jan 24th 2012 11:19 am

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*Flat cap in hand and border collie at heel.* don't knock the flatcap-border collie owners.......

Although now i own 2 boxers (can we say nutty insane dogs who NEED long walks???).

My parents were sheep farmers though and they had several collies, and yes my dad wore a flat cap.... My mum wore a trilby though because she thought it suited her better... oh and they dropped their "aitches and slurred their "t"s like most good yorkshire folk...

Novocastrian Jan 24th 2012 11:37 am

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Originally Posted by Chookie (Post 9863354)
*Flat cap in hand and border collie at heel.* don't knock the flatcap-border collie owners.......

Although now i own 2 boxers (can we say nutty insane dogs who NEED long walks???).

My parents were sheep farmers though and they had several collies, and yes my dad wore a flat cap.... My mum wore a trilby though because she thought it suited her better... oh and they dropped their "aitches and slurred their "t"s like most good yorkshire folk...

I do not possess (nor have ever possessed) a flat cap. I plead guilty to the border collie.

Bali2010 Jan 26th 2012 8:20 am

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Originally Posted by Chookie (Post 9863354)
dropped their "aitches and slurred their "t"s like most good yorkshire folk...

happen I do, happen I don't ;)

tbh, out of office hours, very much the former:nod:

Novocastrian Feb 3rd 2012 9:44 am

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The $50M program which I expect to tap into (on behalf of my colleagues, my and their graduate students and of course the general weal) was announced today.

Details remain rather unclear. Wish me luck and steadfast morality, (there are circumstances in which I'd tell them to **** off).

caretaker Feb 3rd 2012 9:56 am

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Your strength is the strength of ten because your heart is pure.
I'm a-making Scotch eggs right now.

Novocastrian Feb 3rd 2012 10:05 am

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Originally Posted by caretaker (Post 9882761)
Your strength is the strength of ten because your heart is pure.
I'm a-making Scotch eggs right now.

And a-stonishigly, there is a-no a-snow on the a-ground in Richmond Hill.

caretaker Feb 3rd 2012 1:31 pm

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Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 9882772)
And a-stonishigly, there is a-no a-snow on the a-ground in Richmond Hill.

That's Italian, can't fool me! What sort of snipe hunt does this grant fund? I hope it isn't another groundhog project - global warming makes their predictions unreliable.


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