If I "ever" find myself scrap-booking I'll personally email you my address and the money to buy a gun so you can come shoot me.

Great stuff Mandy you really should try to get in to retail somehow, you are one talented lady.

I've also been known to give one of my photo's as a gift if I know it's one the person likes.

And I thought it was cos you liked the person.

That has to be the other half of the equation.

thank F for that, half way down page 2, i thought i would never get to it. have one less bottle of red mandy and spend the money on a pressie you cheap bugger. don't ever turn up at my gaff with some kind of home made leftover letter made out of turkey giblets and some dodgy nail varnish you have had sitting in a draw since 1989. i mean, come on.

was not going to bother to reply - but you know what F*** you.

thats the spirit.

I'll have a Gin

Quite. The shit present thing can be a game though. We're all doing two gifts this year. One will be the proper gift. We drew names from a hat last Christmas, so I know who I am buying for etc. The other will be recycled pressies. These will be handed over in the same way but people will have the option of trading/stealing before they have been opened. Our offering will be some artisanal table linen I was given as a corporate gift during a business trip to Brazil in January. It is truly wank.

That reminds me. About five years ago, my BIL gave both of his sisters sex toys. Those presents were opened in front of the entire family.

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!

What happened?

It got worse. He explained how they worked and what they achieved.

YOU ARE JOKING!!

Is he a nutter? No serious like, he's bonkers yeah?

Not joking at all, I'm afraid.

maybe it'll be a buttplug this year?