...said I look like a detective from one of "those" 70's shows.

Maybe she thought the huge bulge was a gun.


Why is someone half my age watching 70's cop shows anyway?

I always thought you looked like the American guy who does those travel shows, Rick Steves.

True. Except that I've never smoked pot.

He's known for smoking pot? I thought he just did travel shows around Europe and then flog them on PBS.

I wonder which copper she was thinking of?

Frank Cannon?

DI Regan, from The Sweeney.

...was that the bloke from Minder, who's daughter has gone all skinny and looks like Gollum from Lord of the Rings?

No that was Carter (Dennis Waterman), it was the other one. The one who also played Inspector Morse (John Thaw).

No, that was DS Carter. DI Regan was Inspector Morse.

...that picture you've got up is Steve McGarrett(?) from Hawaii Five O - do you look like him? I always thought he looked like Alvin Stardust.

There's a guy works down the local chippy - swears he is Elvis!!

But he's a liar and I'm not sure about you.

Gotta love a Kirstie song

Karl Malden??