If he's getting them lobbed off, you could them call him

betty swollox

This is him, the vicious little critter.

He looks gay. You should call him Ethel

I've changed my mind: He is way too cute. Call him Cuddles, Cutie, Sweetie or all three

Gay? Cute?

That dog has Stewie Griffin eyes. He's already plotting the monstrous revenge he's going to take when he's bigger.

So there's your name... Stewie.

Funny you mention Marmite as we had a cat called Molly but we always called her Molly Marmite for some reason.

The way he's gnawing on that blanket or whatever he looks vicious and should be called Killer, butch, tyson or some other 'real' man's dog name...

Not a blanket, that's my OH's leg

Cannibal for a name then



(cute dog though )

How about "Salty"

as in... "Salty! Come here now!"

I don't think our English friends got that one

I appreciated it though.

How about Randy? Seems a very popular name here - we have even met a Randy Dyck!

Yeah, we don't understand obscure scottish colloquialisms like that. Please can you explain it?

see now I don't know if you're taking the piss or not

I think you might be able to make a wild stab in the dark.