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Atlantic Xpat Sep 24th 2013 2:58 am

Re: French Chateau Calgary Style?
 

Originally Posted by Jingsamichty (Post 10915745)
Dear God. It's like Alan Partridge actually got a a real house built.

It's impressive in it's awfulness isn't it?

Jingsamichty Sep 24th 2013 2:58 am

Re: French Chateau Calgary Style?
 

Originally Posted by BristolUK (Post 10915684)
This reminds me of the many things I see described over here as "European style" and I think what's European about that?

"European kitchen" is the best. They have no idea that a real European kitchen is 6' x 6' and incorporates a 30 year Baby Belling cooker attached to a gas bottle and a vinyl curtain instead of cupboard doors.

Oakvillian Sep 24th 2013 3:10 am

Re: French Chateau Calgary Style?
 

Originally Posted by Jingsamichty (Post 10915755)
"European kitchen" is the best. They have no idea that a real European kitchen is 6' x 6' and incorporates a 30 year Baby Belling cooker attached to a gas bottle and a vinyl curtain instead of cupboard doors.

...or that in many European countries it's standard practice, when moving house, to take the entire kitchen - appliances, cabinets, light fittings & all - with you when you go, leaving an empty space for the new owners.

lf1 Sep 24th 2013 3:14 am

Re: French Chateau Calgary Style?
 
If you a prefer something more 'castle' like, this is for you. I walked past this once and could not imagine why anyone would build this, let alone in the middle of Calgary suburbia, with no land to speak of. It was built on spec. Boggles the mind. According to google it sold in 2013.

http://www.calgarysun.com/2011/08/10...-12m-price-tag

Shard Sep 24th 2013 3:15 am

Re: French Chateau Calgary Style?
 

Originally Posted by dbd33 (Post 10915694)
Here's an example of proper Frenching of a house:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2125666/

I liked the film, the people in it are engagingly unsubtle.

I saw that, and liked it too.

dbd33 Sep 24th 2013 3:36 am

Re: French Chateau Calgary Style?
 

Originally Posted by Atlantic Xpat (Post 10915736)
Not french style per se., but under the heading of "god awful gaudy manors-of-bling", I present Newfoundland & Labradors entrant...

http://beta.realtor.ca/propertyDetai...rtyId=13586393

Bling, ya want?

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-...-28041360.html

Shard Sep 24th 2013 3:43 am

Re: French Chateau Calgary Style?
 

Originally Posted by dbd33 (Post 10915816)

Uncle Monty's flat !

Do you grooow? I happen to find the cauliflower more beautiful than the rose... :D

(Withnail & I)

Atlantic Xpat Sep 24th 2013 3:48 am

Re: French Chateau Calgary Style?
 

Originally Posted by dbd33 (Post 10915816)

No, I rule that inadmissable. We're talking about noveux/faux Canadian piles as opposed to how-to-ruin-what-could-probably-be-quite-a-nice-London-pied-a-tere. I mean how is Canada, particularly those of us in the provinces, supposed to compete with that?

Atlantic Xpat Sep 24th 2013 3:56 am

Re: French Chateau Calgary Style?
 
The single most expensive home for sale in Nfld (on MLS at least) is this:

http://beta.realtor.ca/propertyDetai...rtyId=13390244

Now it's quite nice in a faux-rustic log cabin style. But your 3.2 acres of almost-island isthmus is no more than about 10 ft above high tide level. The breakwater referenced in the blurb was breached last winter in a storm and one can't but wonder how many years it will take for your exclusive residence to be subsea!;)

dbd33 Sep 24th 2013 3:58 am

Re: French Chateau Calgary Style?
 

Originally Posted by Atlantic Xpat (Post 10915839)
No, I rule that inadmissable. We're talking about noveux/faux Canadian piles as opposed to how-to-ruin-what-could-probably-be-quite-a-nice-London-pied-a-tere. I mean how is Canada, particularly those of us in the provinces, supposed to compete with that?

I think that, should we wish to find something to compete with that, we'll have to look to Detroit or, perhaps, Nawlins.

Partially discharged Sep 24th 2013 4:17 am

Re: French Chateau Calgary Style?
 

Originally Posted by dbd33 (Post 10915694)
Here's an example of proper Frenching of a house:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2125666/

I liked the film, the people in it are engagingly unsubtle.

Brilliant film....the ghastliness of the house was only matched by the sprawltastic surroundings of the neighbourhood

http://goo.gl/maps/1wSJP

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar...struction.html

http://www.ninehomes.com/listings/468

Oink Sep 24th 2013 4:27 am

Re: French Chateau Calgary Style?
 
All these houses look the type of places those wankers on the Canadian Dragon's Den would live in. Did I mention they're wankers?

MillieF Sep 24th 2013 6:25 am

Re: French Chateau Calgary Style?
 

Originally Posted by Oink (Post 10915892)
All these houses look the type of places those wankers on the Canadian Dragon's Den would live in. Did I mention they're wankers?

You did....and whilst I might not couch it quite in those terms, I fully concur. :thumbup:

I once knew an architect who used to build what was called Louis Farrouk, sort of Dallas type Chateaux in the Gulf, he took me round some of them and they were quite unspeakable...He's probably moved and is alive and well and working in Canada now!

bats Sep 24th 2013 9:50 am

Re: French Chateau Calgary Style?
 
Countertops made from labradors, a waterfall that can see the Rockies and natural ducks on the pond, and a room you can't find. Sounds perfect for Hyacinth.

bats Sep 24th 2013 9:55 am

Re: French Chateau Calgary Style?
 
This one is much more, well more

http://www.rosspavl.com/244-aspen-ri...ridge-chateau/


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