FREE to ANY home
#17
Re: FREE to ANY home
wicked wicked women. after 3 weeks away from my wife she can't wait to see me.
you know you love it.
you know you love it.
#18
Joined: May 2007
Posts: 1,053
Re: FREE to ANY home
Mmmmm..... let me think.
I haven't been near my husband for nearly a month - could I do with a replacement.......
1) I would have to watch crap TV
2) I would have to not sprawl out in bed
3) I would have to shave legs for first time in nearly a month!
4) I would have to wax places that hurt and stop scaring of local kids with my tache.
5) I couldn't slob about as much/have tea and toast in bed and not worry about crumbs
6) After orgasming I would have to listen to snoring
7) I may have to stop orgasming
8) Would have to eat more grown up food and cook more
9) Would not rule the roost as much instead there would be the cock here to do it
10) Would have to get used to being grunted at again and ignored selectively (not when mentioning food, dinner, sex, blow jobs, cars, helicopters, sex, gadgets or sex)
WTF????????
Celibacy Rocks girls! (Especially when you pack your own suitcase!)
Hope you all had a great weekend!
Mrs Miggins x
I haven't been near my husband for nearly a month - could I do with a replacement.......
1) I would have to watch crap TV
2) I would have to not sprawl out in bed
3) I would have to shave legs for first time in nearly a month!
4) I would have to wax places that hurt and stop scaring of local kids with my tache.
5) I couldn't slob about as much/have tea and toast in bed and not worry about crumbs
6) After orgasming I would have to listen to snoring
7) I may have to stop orgasming
8) Would have to eat more grown up food and cook more
9) Would not rule the roost as much instead there would be the cock here to do it
10) Would have to get used to being grunted at again and ignored selectively (not when mentioning food, dinner, sex, blow jobs, cars, helicopters, sex, gadgets or sex)
WTF????????
Celibacy Rocks girls! (Especially when you pack your own suitcase!)
Hope you all had a great weekend!
Mrs Miggins x
#19
Re: FREE to ANY home
Mmmmm..... let me think.
I haven't been near my husband for nearly a month - could I do with a replacement.......
1) I would have to watch crap TV
2) I would have to not sprawl out in bed
3) I would have to shave legs for first time in nearly a month!
4) I would have to wax places that hurt and stop scaring of local kids with my tache.
5) I couldn't slob about as much/have tea and toast in bed and not worry about crumbs
6) After orgasming I would have to listen to snoring
7) I may have to stop orgasming
8) Would have to eat more grown up food and cook more
9) Would not rule the roost as much instead there would be the cock here to do it
10) Would have to get used to being grunted at again and ignored selectively (not when mentioning food, dinner, sex, blow jobs, cars, helicopters, sex, gadgets or sex)
WTF????????
Celibacy Rocks girls! (Especially when you pack your own suitcase!)
Hope you all had a great weekend!
Mrs Miggins x
I haven't been near my husband for nearly a month - could I do with a replacement.......
1) I would have to watch crap TV
2) I would have to not sprawl out in bed
3) I would have to shave legs for first time in nearly a month!
4) I would have to wax places that hurt and stop scaring of local kids with my tache.
5) I couldn't slob about as much/have tea and toast in bed and not worry about crumbs
6) After orgasming I would have to listen to snoring
7) I may have to stop orgasming
8) Would have to eat more grown up food and cook more
9) Would not rule the roost as much instead there would be the cock here to do it
10) Would have to get used to being grunted at again and ignored selectively (not when mentioning food, dinner, sex, blow jobs, cars, helicopters, sex, gadgets or sex)
WTF????????
Celibacy Rocks girls! (Especially when you pack your own suitcase!)
Hope you all had a great weekend!
Mrs Miggins x
been 3 weeks since i have seen the love of my life. things i know she will be missing.
1. talking about cars
2. poor jokes.
3. watching tv shows about cars.
4. hearing me moan about work.
5. asking how much money i can have to spend on a car.
6. moaning that she is lying on a diagonal stealing my space
7. eating all the chocolate
8. not having any access whatsoever at any point to any remote control.
9. not choosing any rental dvd.
10. being awoken at 3am after a boozy lads night out and asking is she awake.
married life, you know it makes sense.
#20
Re: FREE to ANY home
Mmmmm..... let me think.
I haven't been near my husband for nearly a month - could I do with a replacement.......
1) I would have to watch crap TV
2) I would have to not sprawl out in bed
3) I would have to shave legs for first time in nearly a month!
4) I would have to wax places that hurt and stop scaring of local kids with my tache.
5) I couldn't slob about as much/have tea and toast in bed and not worry about crumbs
6) After orgasming I would have to listen to snoring
7) I may have to stop orgasming
8) Would have to eat more grown up food and cook more
9) Would not rule the roost as much instead there would be the cock here to do it
10) Would have to get used to being grunted at again and ignored selectively (not when mentioning food, dinner, sex, blow jobs, cars, helicopters, sex, gadgets or sex)
WTF????????
Celibacy Rocks girls! (Especially when you pack your own suitcase!)
Hope you all had a great weekend!
Mrs Miggins x
I haven't been near my husband for nearly a month - could I do with a replacement.......
1) I would have to watch crap TV
2) I would have to not sprawl out in bed
3) I would have to shave legs for first time in nearly a month!
4) I would have to wax places that hurt and stop scaring of local kids with my tache.
5) I couldn't slob about as much/have tea and toast in bed and not worry about crumbs
6) After orgasming I would have to listen to snoring
7) I may have to stop orgasming
8) Would have to eat more grown up food and cook more
9) Would not rule the roost as much instead there would be the cock here to do it
10) Would have to get used to being grunted at again and ignored selectively (not when mentioning food, dinner, sex, blow jobs, cars, helicopters, sex, gadgets or sex)
WTF????????
Celibacy Rocks girls! (Especially when you pack your own suitcase!)
Hope you all had a great weekend!
Mrs Miggins x
Singledom rocks!
#21
Lloydminster AB
Thread Starter
Joined: Dec 2006
Location: Alberta
Posts: 2,059
Re: FREE to ANY home
Im still waiting to give him awaysaying that if he was as quiet as he was last night I would just let him stay but I know it wont lastthank god he goes to work tomorrow
#22
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Joined: Feb 2006
Posts: 349
Re: FREE to ANY home
The packers are here, this is our last week. He's supposed to have finished work last week , but oh no. Someone is on holiday and he has to go in ALL week.
Ha, guess who has the plane tickets, there may just be one empty seat on Sun.
We have a load of running around to do and where is he????
It must be great to still believe in Fairies at 52
He may not live till Sun, maybe we can turn the party into a wake
jo
#23
Lloydminster AB
Thread Starter
Joined: Dec 2006
Location: Alberta
Posts: 2,059
Re: FREE to ANY home
jo yar a sick personyour lucky enough to have a wake and still go to canadame I would be stuck here in this dumpah but then again I would have peacesounds good ta me
#24
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Joined: Feb 2006
Posts: 349
Re: FREE to ANY home
Being a workaholic he is going to be at home with the kids when we get over there as I have a job to go to----God help im if the washing ironing cooking cleaning tea etc etc aint done. lets see how he copes with a teenager full of hormones and a lad that is a walking disaster.
How many out of the trillion times I've gone to A&E has he been there. OH let me see, he's always been at work
But revenge will be sweet when I have to do those extra shifts just as the shipment lands at the door
jo
#25
Re: FREE to ANY home
Wot he don't realise is-----
Being a workaholic he is going to be at home with the kids when we get over there as I have a job to go to----God help im if the washing ironing cooking cleaning tea etc etc aint done. lets see how he copes with a teenager full of hormones and a lad that is a walking disaster.
How many out of the trillion times I've gone to A&E has he been there. OH let me see, he's always been at work
But revenge will be sweet when I have to do those extra shifts just as the shipment lands at the door
jo
Being a workaholic he is going to be at home with the kids when we get over there as I have a job to go to----God help im if the washing ironing cooking cleaning tea etc etc aint done. lets see how he copes with a teenager full of hormones and a lad that is a walking disaster.
How many out of the trillion times I've gone to A&E has he been there. OH let me see, he's always been at work
But revenge will be sweet when I have to do those extra shifts just as the shipment lands at the door
jo
#26
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Joined: Jun 2007
Posts: 785
Re: FREE to ANY home
Thanks, you people have really helped me appreciate Canadian Women more, was going to say Ladies, BUT.