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Well... he did mention bedwetting. I think you two are on to something. :thumbup:

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I often wondered why men laughed when they farted, and then one day I was really laughing at something and let the biggest one rip (completely involuntarily) and that did it, was in hysterics for ages after that :o

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Do you mean fart when you laugh???? or is that pee, maybe both??

Him indoors seems to be very pleased with himself when he farts, especially if he's lying on the leather settee and can make a more interesting noise. He also waves a hand at me and says "pull the finger" . :confused:

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Oooooh no didn`t pee :eek: :rofl: just farted!

Mmmmmm ex hubby used to shove my head under the duvet when he farted, great I thought I`ve got to smell your arse and look at your wedding tackle at the same time - marvelous :( (note the EX husband bit btw)

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easily grounds for divorce
:eek:

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I've just realized what a lucky girl I am. My OH doesn't fart in front of me, he does however take great pride in burping loud enough to startle small children and animals:eek:

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I think possibly guys just go ahead and do it and we`ve all gotten used to it.

My worst fear is going into a public loo, sitting down and then you fart and everyone else hears it cos it reverbs around the bowl, then you can`t leave until everyone else that was in there before you has gone :unsure:

Yes its from experience too :o

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:rofl::rofl:

I can't believe I'm laughing so much about farting. My little boy has a few books his Aunt sent him about "Walter the Farting Dog" and I can't bring myself to read them to him because the word "fart" is repeated over and over again:rofl: and it's not something I want the little guy to say.:o

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Trump always sounds better somehow (the word not the act)

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What Donald:confused::rofl:

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Yes - you can now read the story and insert the word Donald in place of fart. :thumbsup:

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Anyway my lovlies, am off home now - tas been an eventful day down on t`forum!

Thanks ladies :wub: you know who you are!

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:rofl:

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:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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Thanks for that Batty. :rofl: I think I've now had enough Fart jokes to last me the rest of the year. Mind you every time I see a picture of Donald Trump now it won't be just his hair making me laugh (Thanks Mandy:rofl:)