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You British Columbians can have your sunshine. I've now grown gills and a slimy outer shell in anticipation of the rising waters. Seriously, I haven't seen the ****ing sun since last Thursday (and even then for possibly 2 days since March) and I'm sure that I signed a document that assured me of 'Spring in May' here in Toronto. I'm going to sue the ass off of someone with no liability insurance and then go and lie down in Mexico until September to calm down.

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;)

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I'll tell you what's positive. It's gonna be sunny tomorrow, thursday, and on friday we are forecast 24C - at last:fingerscrossed:

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and I am driving to Banff :) - if I dont see a bear I shall be v v v v v cross!

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Didn't see any on our last drive. :thumbdown:

I did hit one using a catapult and a little stone from the driveway on Monday. It got its own back later when our dog ate some of the bear shit near the apple tree though and got some on his face. Touche, bear. Touche :thumbup:

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We got told off by the local police for shooting catapults. They made a special trip down to our dock just to have a word, which was very congenial of them.

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Extreme Fishing?

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Nah that's wimpy fishing...hand grenades now that's extreme fishing.

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I've got a catapult; one of them black-widow ones. It's a bit old now seeing as I've had it since I was 13 but I'll definitely be using it as an anti-bear* device. Providing that is I don't have somebodies eye out or something.

*If I ever see one.

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Actually, we were aiming for the signs on the hazard marking pylons. If it wasn't for my mate Barry we'd have been alright as he was the only one who was sober enough to hit them. Somebody obviously grassed us up. :(

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Probably Barry :thumbdown:

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f king FINALLY

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If only I had an external window in my office! :(

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<snip>

Someone else top that!

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They had better not. The filter is there for a reason, bypassing it is a no no.

One hates to quote rules etc, but
"There may be places where sexually explicit, racist, obscene or vulgar language, graphics or behavior is appropriate however BritishExpats.com is NOT one of them."

Finding clever ways to bypass the *** filter doesnt change that, and its not the first time this particular poster has been warned.