Novocastrian

Thing is, I'm a bit skint this month so I thought I'd like to win Lotto 649.

Can any of you experts out there tell me how best to rearrange the furniture?

<there's a possibility of a cut of the winnings of course.>

Thanks.

dbd33

When brassic I rearrange the furniture into the fireplace.

AmyDavid

I rearrange mine onto the pages of Kijiji.

Novocastrian

I did that last night with the TV. Do you think that's enough?

Novocastrian

I'm thinking bigger than that.

dbd33

Was it a 240v model and, if so, did you burn the transformer?

Novocastrian

No, it was local. If it were 240V I would keep it because it'd work in France.

Now can we please get back to Feng Shui?

I bought a Lotto ticket once in about 1984. I didn't win and I'm very unsatisfied with that.

ann m

I think you need to place the ticket between a door and window ... oh, hang on, it's between a flower and an open bed .... nope, that's not it ... you need to put it between your teeth and face east .... oh bugger.... I forget now .... sorry.

fledermaus

A Chinese woman I used to work with said that if you have wide nostrils you will be poor as all the money will fall out. In light of this I suggest a peg on the nose.

AmyDavid

Butch Cassidy

I thought it was a big butt?

bsmith

....Gambling is a disease, but there are people out there who can hel........Oh, f**k it, I can't be arsed!

Novocastrian

I haven't got a ticket yet. I'm not risking that without first getting an edge from the experts.

Novocastrian

I should hope not. We've done that one to death.

dbd33

Ten bucks says we aint heard the last of it.