Does it have egg in it though? This, I think, is the true test of a breakfast in a can.

Hair of the dog . . .

I'm not in Can yet but my fave tin food is baked beans and tuna. (not together though)

What about salmon? I like tinned salmon as well.

Same, blimey, NZ was a tsunami alert after Chile and I really need to get an emergency kit and some supplies together.

Molson Dry.

Which would be dolphin-unfriendly tuna, as opposed to Yellowfin tuna, which would do dolphins a big favour by being a bit less friendly.

I trust you are being sarcastic or you've struck gold in terms of quantities of that stuff at the Costco on the Dark Side.

Sarcastic? Moi?

Incidentally, beer is no cheaper at Costco than anywhere else. Everyone sells it at the same price, which is usually the minimum allowed by law.

baked beans
tinned leechies
sweetcorn

..can you get pasta/spaghetti in tomato sause in Canada?

oh and Chakalaka (a spicy African vegetable relish) in SA, and we've seen it in the UK too . it kicks ass on toast!!

Ass on toast? I've never tried that one.

Good with marmite i'm told.

you should, although it can be a bit fatty

Sounds appetising.