Originally Posted by dbd33

Long along and in another country, one would lift and shake the bed cover, nudging one's partner gleefully, "wafting" we called it. Now, sleeping in a room with a whippet and a greyhound, one can drink twelve pints of ESB with a vindaloo and one's best efforts still go unnoticed.

Today we walked past a couple of people who had a bong going on the pavement, that's always a nice smell. Warm and comforting, like a wet dog in front of the fire.

Originally Posted by Tootlepootle

The stealth fart is the best. In bed, 'Catch the fart' and then under the cover of darkness 'release' it in their face. Keeps the marriage alive I tell you!!

Originally Posted by ann m

I love the smell of that upvc soft plasticky stuff they make kids umbrellas with, or those cheap rain ponchos you get in Florida. I could get high on a few deep whiffs of that.

Oh, and freshly cut grass, of course, wet dog, bread baking, lavender and Vapo-rub!

Originally Posted by MillieF

...A lady dies without ever having farted or sweated, dontcha know!...

Originally Posted by Pom_Chch

I'm not good at stealth farts. Mine always seem to seep out.

A good friend once told me kids are like farts. You love your own but everyone else's are disgusting