Make up your own or just exaggerate.

The person whose job is to make sure that every container of strawberries you pick up has the same number of not quite ripe ones as all the other ones.

It surely can't be random.

Or making sure you get the same number of mouldy ones in there.

The person who delicately balances small amounts of shredded cheese over the edges of frozen pizzas that guarantee that once cooked the molten cheese welds the pizza to the aluminium foil you've carefully provided beneath ensuring that you lose control and burn your fingers as you try to remove the torn foil from the pizza.

Its not a fake job but security guards who stand and do nothing but watch us work.

Has got to be boring.

I knew that pampered chef pizza stone was a good buy. It may have been ridiculously over-priced but at least I've 'foiled' () the cheese guy's evil plan.

Sitting at 36000 feet, supping a coffee and watching an EFIS.

The person who breaks the first and last digestive biscuits in each packet.

The person that turns all the goods around in Canadian superstore to show the French name only. This is Calgary ffs.

Isn't that a federal requirement?

PS there's a restaurant/diners here that needs a chef and or owner. It's currently closed in the evenings as they can't find a chef. It's also up for sale. Fancy moving to Ontario?

Or....."hours and hours of boredom punctuated by moments of sheer terror"

Watching & waiting for someone to post something on the internet that's WRONG!

The person who stops the download progress indicator (green bar) at 99%

The "wet paint" tester to see if it's safe to remove the signs.

Thankfully the latter are few and far between, some excitement on occasion though.

President of the United States