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BristolUK

Mar 9th 2018 8:49 am

Fake or boring jobs

Make up your own or just exaggerate.

The person whose job is to make sure that every container of strawberries you pick up has the same number of not quite ripe ones as all the other ones.

It surely can't be random.

beckiwoo

Mar 9th 2018 9:01 am

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Originally Posted by BristolUK (Post 12459657)

:lol:

Or making sure you get the same number of mouldy ones in there.

dave_j

Mar 9th 2018 9:08 am

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The person who delicately balances small amounts of shredded cheese over the edges of frozen pizzas that guarantee that once cooked the molten cheese welds the pizza to the aluminium foil you've carefully provided beneath ensuring that you lose control and burn your fingers as you try to remove the torn foil from the pizza.

scrubbedexpat091

Mar 9th 2018 9:36 am

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Its not a fake job but security guards who stand and do nothing but watch us work.

Has got to be boring.

Teaandtoday5

Mar 9th 2018 1:29 pm

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Originally Posted by dave_j (Post 12459670)

I knew that pampered chef pizza stone was a good buy. It may have been ridiculously over-priced but at least I've 'foiled' (;)) the cheese guy's evil plan.

Aviator

Mar 9th 2018 1:43 pm

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Sitting at 36000 feet, supping a coffee and watching an EFIS.

Teaandtoday5

Mar 9th 2018 1:49 pm

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The person who breaks the first and last digestive biscuits in each packet.

Yorkiechef

Mar 9th 2018 8:14 pm

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The person that turns all the goods around in Canadian superstore to show the French name only. This is Calgary ffs.

bats	Mar 9th 2018 9:11 pm

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Originally Posted by Yorkiechef (Post 12459869)

The person that turns all the goods around in Canadian superstore to show the French name only. This is Calgary ffs.

Isn't that a federal requirement?

PS there's a restaurant/diners here that needs a chef and or owner. It's currently closed in the evenings as they can't find a chef. It's also up for sale. Fancy moving to Ontario?

Davita

Mar 9th 2018 9:12 pm

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Originally Posted by Aviator (Post 12459782)

Sitting at 36000 feet, supping a coffee and watching an EFIS.

Or....."hours and hours of boredom punctuated by moments of sheer terror"

scrubbedexpat142

Mar 9th 2018 10:24 pm

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Watching & waiting for someone to post something on the internet that's WRONG!

scrubbedexpat134

Mar 10th 2018 1:30 am

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The person who stops the download progress indicator (green bar) at 99%

BristolUK

Mar 10th 2018 1:45 am

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The "wet paint" tester to see if it's safe to remove the signs.

Aviator

Mar 10th 2018 3:05 am

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Originally Posted by Davita (Post 12459893)

Or....."hours and hours of boredom punctuated by moments of sheer terror"

Thankfully the latter are few and far between, some excitement on occasion though.

Shard

Mar 10th 2018 3:17 am

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