I joined .

Hmmmm...is Facebook down? I haven't been able to get on since this morning - if it doesn't change soon, I might actually have to do my taxes!!!

Thank lordy I was out most of the day or I would have slipped into shock by now at not being able to get on...!

You join up (using a fake name) and then look up people that you once shagged... and then breath a huge sign of relief that you're not shagging them anymore. So I'm told.

My taxes are now done, supper is cooked, laundry is about to be done, I've caught up on newspapers from the last week, read a book and watched bad TV. This is scary...

Oooh quick and get back onto Facebook again and you will feel better!

But I can't! The site's not working! AAAAAAAaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!.......... ..

It is. It's just you. We're all hiding.

That TrishB probably started it

No point in hiding - I can't even get on the site, so you can have a great big party without me knowing! *sulks*
And I should've known the little haggis-lover had something to do with it.

I'm in I'm in I'm in!!! *happy dance*

We thought it was time to lift your ban and let you back on!

Awwww, that's so sweet of you. Fanx!

For those of you technologically-impaired expats, well those of you who know what Facebook is, how about joining the British Expats Facebook Group. See you there.

For those of you who are even more impaired, how the heck did you manage to join on here.

Yeah come join! All the advice and tips added are greatly appreciated.

Yeah, the waitresses are very poorly paid and the tips help them a lot.