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Old Nov 19th 2007 | 8:39 am
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A priest and a pastor from the local churches are standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground that reads:

The End is Near!
Turn Yourself Around Now
Before It's Too Late!

As a car sped past them, the driver yelled, "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!"

From the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash.

The priest turns to the pastor and asks, "Do you think the sign should just say 'Bridge Out'?"
 
Old Nov 19th 2007 | 4:00 pm
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Originally Posted by rwin
A priest and a pastor from the local churches are standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground that reads:

The End is Near!
Turn Yourself Around Now
Before It's Too Late!

As a car sped past them, the driver yelled, "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!"

From the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash.

The priest turns to the pastor and asks, "Do you think the sign should just say 'Bridge Out'?"


 
Old Nov 19th 2007 | 5:18 pm
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Default Re: The End is Near!

Originally Posted by rwin
A priest and a pastor from the local churches are standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground that reads:

The End is Near!
Turn Yourself Around Now
Before It's Too Late!

As a car sped past them, the driver yelled, "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!"

From the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash.

The priest turns to the pastor and asks, "Do you think the sign should just say 'Bridge Out'?"
 

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