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rwin Nov 19th 2007 8:39 am

The End is Near!
 
A priest and a pastor from the local churches are standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground that reads:

The End is Near!
Turn Yourself Around Now
Before It's Too Late!

As a car sped past them, the driver yelled, "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!"

From the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash.

The priest turns to the pastor and asks, "Do you think the sign should just say 'Bridge Out'?"

Lorna_D Nov 19th 2007 4:00 pm

Re: The End is Near!
 

Originally Posted by rwin (Post 5575904)
A priest and a pastor from the local churches are standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground that reads:

The End is Near!
Turn Yourself Around Now
Before It's Too Late!

As a car sped past them, the driver yelled, "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!"

From the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash.

The priest turns to the pastor and asks, "Do you think the sign should just say 'Bridge Out'?"



:rofl::rofl::rofl:

fuschiagirl Nov 19th 2007 5:18 pm

Re: The End is Near!
 

Originally Posted by rwin (Post 5575904)
A priest and a pastor from the local churches are standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground that reads:

The End is Near!
Turn Yourself Around Now
Before It's Too Late!

As a car sped past them, the driver yelled, "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!"

From the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash.

The priest turns to the pastor and asks, "Do you think the sign should just say 'Bridge Out'?"

:rofl::rofl::rofl:


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