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Novocastrian Mar 12th 2014 3:04 pm

Re: Do you pee in the pool?
 

Originally Posted by Dorothy (Post 11170400)
Of course I do! FFS, it's 300-440 ml of sterile liquid in 35 000 L of chlorinated water. And that's just our small backyard pool. You get a good sized public pool and you're looking at 100 000 L of water.

When I was a student, I often sought to discover if I could piss a pint glass full.
No problem (454 ml).

The embarrassing part is that one time I decided to see if I could then drink it.

I could. But just the once, honest.

JamesM Mar 12th 2014 3:06 pm

Re: Do you pee in the pool?
 
No.

But there is nothing like drinking in a lake and peeing at the same time.

caretaker Mar 13th 2014 12:19 am

Re: Do you pee in the pool?
 

Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 11170628)
When I was a student, I often sought to discover if I could piss a pint glass full.
No problem (454 ml).

The embarrassing part is that one time I decided to see if I could then drink it.

I could. But just the once, honest.

Ewwwww. - I'd be careful who I told that to if I were you.

Dorothy Mar 13th 2014 1:10 am

Re: Do you pee in the pool?
 

Originally Posted by caretaker (Post 11171035)
Ewwwww. - I'd be careful who I told that to if I were you.

It's ok. I think his secret is safe with me.

Souvy Mar 13th 2014 1:17 am

Re: Do you pee in the pool?
 

Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 11170628)
When I was a student, I often sought to discover if I could piss a pint glass full.
No problem (454 ml).

The embarrassing part is that one time I decided to see if I could then drink it.

I could. But just the once, honest.

Were you by any chance a member of the college rugby club?

Jingsamichty Mar 13th 2014 1:48 am

Re: Do you pee in the pool?
 
If Novo was anything like me, a chemistry graduate couldn't have told the difference between my college pee and beer.

Oakvillian Mar 13th 2014 5:17 am

Re: Do you pee in the pool?
 

Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 11170628)
When I was a student, I often sought to discover if I could piss a pint glass full.
No problem (454 ml).

The embarrassing part is that one time I decided to see if I could then drink it.

I could. But just the once, honest.

If I were you I'd have returned the pint to the barman for pouring short measure. Is 454ml some kind of bastardized dry-measure pint? A proper one had 568ml in it last time I tried... :p


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