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Novocastrian Mar 11th 2014 10:38 am

Re: Do you pee in the pool?
 

Originally Posted by Jingsamichty (Post 11168654)
I always wanted to dive into the pool and glide across the bottom as I was peeing, and pretend I was in the Red Arrows...


... but I was always too scared that the dye really was there.

I've actually never heard of this urban legend, but wouldn't it be the Blue Arrows?

Jingsamichty Mar 11th 2014 10:58 am

Re: Do you pee in the pool?
 

Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 11168661)
I've actually never heard of this urban legend, but wouldn't it be the Blue Arrows?

I was always told it was red dye. All the internet pages that I read today which say it's just an urban myth are, I'm convinced, nothing but a deliberate disinformation campaign designed exclusively to get me to stand in a rapidly-forming red cloud and thus barred from the pool.

I'll still not risk it, just in case.

Novocastrian Mar 11th 2014 11:03 am

Re: Do you pee in the pool?
 

Originally Posted by Jingsamichty (Post 11168680)
I was always told it was red dye. All the internet pages that I read today which say it's just an urban myth are, I'm convinced, nothing but a deliberate disinformation campaign designed exclusively to get me to stand in a rapidly-forming red cloud and thus barred from the pool.

I'll still not risk it, just in case.

Perhaps the red dye fable was designed to discourage young gentle-ladies from bathing periodically?

caretaker Mar 11th 2014 11:13 am

Re: Do you pee in the pool?
 
It's actually a faint yellow dye.

Jingsamichty Mar 11th 2014 11:13 am

Re: Do you pee in the pool?
 

Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 11168685)
Perhaps the red dye fable was designed to discourage young gentle-ladies from bathing periodically?

Gah, that's put me off my minestrone.

Oink Mar 11th 2014 11:16 am

Re: Do you pee in the pool?
 
You lot are disgusting. :(

BristolUK Mar 11th 2014 11:33 am

Re: Do you pee in the pool?
 

Originally Posted by orly (Post 11168232)
I doubt it. I do seem to recall it being part of a comedy sketch. Might have been Harry Enfield but could have just as easily been Mr Bean. Can't quite recall.

Or even Mr Pastry.

Zoe Bell Mar 11th 2014 11:44 am

Re: Do you pee in the pool?
 
Slight difference in words makes a huge difference
Pee in a pool and no one cares
Pee into the pool and you get arrested !

beckiwoo Mar 11th 2014 8:03 pm

Re: Do you pee in the pool?
 
Little kids do it when they can't be bothered to get out and go to the toilet ( we have all been lazy as children) but when you grow in and learn about all the germs and infections....

I don't use public leisure centre pools anymore for this reason...

scrubbedexpat091 Mar 11th 2014 10:52 pm

Re: Do you pee in the pool?
 
I don't use pools as I don't like the thought of swimming in a body of water that many others have been in before me, just grosses me out big time.

I have a pool at work, I am sure people pee in it, especially kids. And usually once a month a younger kid whose parents didn't put some sort of diaper or something on as the kid isn't potty trained will do a # 2 in the pool. Maintenance hates that, its apparently a big pain to deal with, no clue what they do, but it shuts the pool down for several hours.

caretaker Mar 11th 2014 11:04 pm

Re: Do you pee in the pool?
 
I used to swim in lakes all the time - look at a drop of that under a microscope!

bats Mar 12th 2014 7:51 am

Re: Do you pee in the pool?
 
i don't use the public spa baths, gross idea. And farting who farts in the pool??

Novocastrian Mar 12th 2014 9:09 am

Re: Do you pee in the pool?
 

Originally Posted by bats (Post 11170032)
i don't use the public spa baths, gross idea. And farting who farts in the pool??

Men.

bats Mar 12th 2014 11:03 am

Re: Do you pee in the pool?
 

Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 11170176)
Men.

Figures

Dorothy Mar 12th 2014 11:11 am

Re: Do you pee in the pool?
 
Of course I do! FFS, it's 300-440 ml of sterile liquid in 35 000 L of chlorinated water. And that's just our small backyard pool. You get a good sized public pool and you're looking at 100 000 L of water.


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