Cos they needed to stand at the top of the Eiffel tower to work on it?

Perhaps. So there is still a working class in Paris? Bloody frogs, I ask you!

Well from some of the posts here it seems everyone in the former working class has gone middleclass, emigrated, or devolved to the sterotypes you see in Little Britain.

God moves in mysterious ways, innit?

Just because we were chavs it didn’t mean it was, to coin a phrase, all robbing post offices and stealing cars. A group of us deluded pikeys were often deep in conversation about the vagaries of analytic philosophy. Depending on whether it was darts night or not our corner of our local boozer was affectionately known as either the Jockey Wilson Collective or the Wittgensteinian Café.

Alright I think I know this one, you hum it, I'll deconstruct it.

I'd have thought they used some very powerful tugs, otherwise they'd need a helluva lot of swimmers to tow it....