Cheesy Joke Thread
Jul 4th 2006 | 8:48 am
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Cheesy Joke Thread
I think it might be a good idea to start a cheesy joke thread so that all the jokes can be kept in one place and not missed!
What does everyone else think?
What does everyone else think?
Jul 4th 2006 | 8:53 am
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Re: Cheesy Joke Thread
Originally Posted by wilmore
I think it might be a good idea to start a cheesy joke thread so that all the jokes can be kept in one place and not missed!
What does everyone else think?
What does everyone else think?
Driving Situation Scenario (all those who have recently taken their test will be familiar with this idea - of having to identify situations to the test examiner):
So - you are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a
valley and on your right side is a fire engine travelling at the same
speed as you.
In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car
and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at
ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also travelling
at the same speed as you.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
Answer: Get off the children's Merry-Go-Round, you're p*ssed
Jul 4th 2006 | 8:55 am
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Re: Cheesy Joke Thread
You're on to a winner here, this thread could be going for years.......
....newfie calls the RCMP "Hello is the the RCMP?? I'm calling about my neigbour Billy Bob Smith. He is hiding marijuana in his firewood!"
The next day the RCMP descends on Billy Bob's house and search the shed where the firewood is kept. They bust open every piece of firewood, but find no marijuana. They apologize to Billy Bob and leave. The phone rings at Billy Bob's..
"Hey Billy Bob, did the RCMP come to your house?"
"Yep"
"Did they chop all your firewood?"
"Yep"
"Happy Birthday Buddy!"
....newfie calls the RCMP "Hello is the the RCMP?? I'm calling about my neigbour Billy Bob Smith. He is hiding marijuana in his firewood!"
The next day the RCMP descends on Billy Bob's house and search the shed where the firewood is kept. They bust open every piece of firewood, but find no marijuana. They apologize to Billy Bob and leave. The phone rings at Billy Bob's..
"Hey Billy Bob, did the RCMP come to your house?"
"Yep"
"Did they chop all your firewood?"
"Yep"
"Happy Birthday Buddy!"
Jul 4th 2006 | 8:55 am
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Re: Cheesy Joke Thread
Originally Posted by wilmore
I think it might be a good idea to start a cheesy joke thread so that all the jokes can be kept in one place and not missed!
What does everyone else think?
What does everyone else think?
Jul 4th 2006 | 8:56 am
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Re: Cheesy Joke Thread
Originally Posted by BC Hopefuls
You're on to a winner here, this thread could be going for years.......
....newfie calls the RCMP "Hello is the the RCMP?? I'm calling about my neigbour Billy Bob Smith. He is hiding marijuana in his firewood!"
The next day the RCMP descends on Billy Bob's house and search the shed where the firewood is kept. They bust open every piece of firewood, but find no marijuana. They apologize to Billy Bob and leave. The phone rings at Billy Bob's..
"Hey Billy Bob, did the RCMP come to your house?"
"Yep"
"Did they chop all your firewood?"
"Yep"
"Happy Birthday Buddy!"
....newfie calls the RCMP "Hello is the the RCMP?? I'm calling about my neigbour Billy Bob Smith. He is hiding marijuana in his firewood!"
The next day the RCMP descends on Billy Bob's house and search the shed where the firewood is kept. They bust open every piece of firewood, but find no marijuana. They apologize to Billy Bob and leave. The phone rings at Billy Bob's..
"Hey Billy Bob, did the RCMP come to your house?"
"Yep"
"Did they chop all your firewood?"
"Yep"
"Happy Birthday Buddy!"
Jul 4th 2006 | 8:57 am
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Re: Cheesy Joke Thread
you're missing an 'L'
Jul 4th 2006 | 8:57 am
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Re: Cheesy Joke Thread
I got one, err, no I haven't it was meant to be cheesy jokes and I only know horrible ones 
Jul 4th 2006 | 8:58 am
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Re: Cheesy Joke Thread
Originally Posted by hot wasabi peas
you're missing an 'L'
Trust you to notice first...shhh.....it will be our little secret!
Jul 4th 2006 | 8:59 am
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Re: Cheesy Joke Thread
Who is this fncking imposter? 
Jul 4th 2006 | 9:00 am
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Re: Cheesy Joke Thread
Originally Posted by wilmore
Trust you to notice first...shhh.....it will be our little secret!
Jul 4th 2006 | 9:01 am
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Re: Cheesy Joke Thread
Originally Posted by hot wasabi peas
You have my blessing.
Jul 4th 2006 | 9:06 am
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Re: Cheesy Joke Thread
Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy
Your a girl????
Jul 4th 2006 | 9:10 am
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Re: Cheesy Joke Thread
Originally Posted by hot wasabi peas
No sweetie, I'm a woman.
(Your welcome to give me a lot of other things tho'
)
Jul 4th 2006 | 9:14 am
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Re: Cheesy Joke Thread
Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy
Even so, women cant give out blessings.
(Your welcome to give me a lot of other things tho' )
(Your welcome to give me a lot of other things tho'
)
Jul 4th 2006 | 9:17 am
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Re: Cheesy Joke Thread
Originally Posted by hot wasabi peas
I'm not a Christian.
