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mkmurrays May 8th 2009 7:58 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy (Post 7554249)
Australia init???????

Nah, Austria. Derrr.

Brownstar May 8th 2009 7:58 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by mkmurrays (Post 7554250)
And spit.
Don't forget spitting.

Only at the damn immigrants and gays..........this is a heterosexual conservative city home to old 'do it with the lights off' Harper

jamesmc May 8th 2009 7:58 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by Brownstar (Post 7554231)
You can get Alphabetti Spagetti..............but it doesn't taste the same and the can is smaller

make sure and get the can that spells english words not the can that spells french words

mkmurrays May 8th 2009 7:59 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 
If I move to Canada how many seals do I have to club to get citizenship?

Steve_P May 8th 2009 7:59 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 
I'm a red neck an' I don't care. :p

Butch Cassidy May 8th 2009 7:59 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by Brownstar (Post 7554252)
Only at the damn immigrants and gays

they dont got non of them, they was all horse whipped and sent to BC under the reign of King Ralph

Steve_P May 8th 2009 8:00 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by mkmurrays (Post 7554254)
If I move to Canada how many seals do I have to club to get citizenship?

You can get seals in the club.

Pervert!!!!!

rwin May 8th 2009 8:00 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 
Is pro wrestling real?

mkmurrays May 8th 2009 8:00 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy (Post 7554258)
they dont got non of them, they was all horse whipped and sent to BC under the reign of King Ralph

We set them to work in the maple syrup mines. 1874 it was....

FlirtyKnickers May 8th 2009 8:00 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by mkmurrays (Post 7554247)
I feel I should say to anyone new reading this..I'm sure all of us had dumb questions early on...but boy does it feel good to get some of it off my chest!

I know....:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Butch Cassidy May 8th 2009 8:00 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by Steve_P (Post 7554257)
I'm a red neck an' I don't care. :p

I'll see yoiur redneck and raise you a spotted dick

mkmurrays May 8th 2009 8:01 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by Steve_P (Post 7554261)
You can get seals in the club.

Pervert!!!!!

For me t'would be a miracle. I'm a girly.

nikki dreaming May 8th 2009 8:01 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 
why do you have washing machines with the lid on the wrong way:confused:

Steve_P May 8th 2009 8:01 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by rwin (Post 7554263)
Is pro wrestling real?

Yes it's real but it's rigged.;)

Brownstar May 8th 2009 8:01 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy (Post 7554266)
I'll see yoiur redneck and raise you a spotted dick

have you been near any of Souvenir's cultures with it?

FlirtyKnickers May 8th 2009 8:01 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by jamesmc (Post 7554253)
make sure and get the can that spells english words not the can that spells french words

I'll remember that:rofl:

mkmurrays May 8th 2009 8:01 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy (Post 7554266)
I'll see yoiur redneck and raise you a spotted dick

Both will be spotted at immigration at YHR when you have the strip search and rubber glove treatment...

Steve_P May 8th 2009 8:02 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by mkmurrays (Post 7554268)
For me t'would be a miracle. I'm a girly.

I'm definitely not going there. :rofl::eek:

Butch Cassidy May 8th 2009 8:02 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by Steve_P (Post 7554270)
Yes it's real but it's rigged.;)

is that where the term friggin in the riggin came from then?:thumbup:

rwin May 8th 2009 8:02 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy (Post 7554266)
I'll see yoiur redneck and raise you a spotted dick

I think they can cure that now.

mkmurrays May 8th 2009 8:03 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by rwin (Post 7554280)
I think they can cure that now.

But it will be noted at your medical, which by the way costs 2s 6d of your old English sterling and will be carried out in a jiffy by trained professionals.

nikki dreaming May 8th 2009 8:03 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 
do you have to get the bugs out of your bed?

mkmurrays May 8th 2009 8:04 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 
I have syphillis and pig flu, will this be a problem at my medical for my skilled worker visa?

Butch Cassidy May 8th 2009 8:04 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by rwin (Post 7554280)
I think they can cure that now.

Well I was going to put cream on it, but I found some ambrosia custard at RCS. Didnt stop the itching but it tasted good

nikki dreaming May 8th 2009 8:04 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 
why does it take so long for a kettle to boil in Canada:confused:

rae May 8th 2009 8:04 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 
what voltage is used in canada and what kind of plugs do you use. can i bring my tv with me.

nikki dreaming May 8th 2009 8:05 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by mkmurrays (Post 7554286)
I have syphillis and pig flu, will this be a problem at my medical for my skilled worker visa?

:rofl::rofl:

mkmurrays May 8th 2009 8:05 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 
My kids all have ASBOs, should I put them down under the 'qualifications' section of my visa application?

FlirtyKnickers May 8th 2009 8:05 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by rae (Post 7554291)
what voltage is used in canada and what kind of plugs to you use. can i bring my tv with me.

And washing maching.....:p

mkmurrays May 8th 2009 8:05 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by rae (Post 7554291)
what voltage is used in canada and what kind of plugs do you use. can i bring my tv with me.

We don't have electricity so it isnt a problem.

rwin May 8th 2009 8:06 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy (Post 7554288)
Well I was going to put cream on it, but I found some ambrosia custard at RCS. Didnt stop the itching but it tasted good

You must be flexible.

Steve_P May 8th 2009 8:06 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by mkmurrays (Post 7554297)
We don't have electricity so it isnt a problem.

What's lecktrisity?

FlirtyKnickers May 8th 2009 8:07 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 
How much luggage can i carry???

Butch Cassidy May 8th 2009 8:07 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by rwin (Post 7554299)
You must be flexible.

No I used a spoon:confused:

mkmurrays May 8th 2009 8:07 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 
Is it mandatory to have a dog if you buy a pick up? If so, what size and how much will it cost?

nikki dreaming May 8th 2009 8:08 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by FlirtyKnickers (Post 7554305)
How much luggage can i carry???

what do you mean I cant take all my liquids in my hand luggage:blink::eek:

Butch Cassidy May 8th 2009 8:08 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by mkmurrays (Post 7554309)
Is it mandatory to have a dog if you buy a pick up? If so, what size and how much will it cost?

you need at least 4x4 Dually 6.7l hemi

Steve_P May 8th 2009 8:09 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by FlirtyKnickers (Post 7554305)
How much luggage can i carry???

You should be able to handle five pieces one in each hand one under each arm and one between your teeth.:p

mkmurrays May 8th 2009 8:09 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by nikki dreaming (Post 7554310)
what do you mean I cant take all my liquids in my hand luggage:blink::eek:

You can, as long as the bottles are over 100ml, and you declare explosives on arrival.;)

nikki dreaming May 8th 2009 8:09 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 
if i book with xyz will the flight be crap?


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