Only after the Guinness it contained has been drunk.

Can I still listen to BBC Radio 2?

Only on your ipod


Does the water taste different in Canada??

Which is better - America or Canada?

Is Mika planning any gigs in Canada soon?
















Sorry Carrie

America...it doesn't snow there ever!!


ooooh, i'll get the popcorn

Can I wear cooking oil in Oz to protect my skin?
They still do this in Benidorm I believe! Then eat themselves afterwards.

Carol

Keep em coming

Yes you can...it's encouraged in fact!

It's also great when your having 'how to fry an egg on your skin' contests...and it's fab if you run out of gas for the Barbie

Is Canada a phallocracy?

Does gravy taste the same?

Hold up until i google phallocracy

Gravy doesn't taste the same....it's all made from the juice of meat....gross, not a granule in sight!!

Just don't search Google images.

Ok this is one that i have been asked, still makes me laugh....

Do they have post offices in canada

Yes, but they're usually hidden at the back of another store, similar to UK sub-post offices.

I could be wrong, i have been before you know...i think Canadians use snail mail

If you are really lucky you will get your mail delivered by



But if you send in the wrong part of the year you will get



SODS LAW eh