Send 'em 'ome I say.

Comin' over 'ere and takin' our jobs.

I know, it does, doesn't it?

Nothing like a Friday rant.

And...breathe.

an dey karnt spell an der rewinin der qeens inglish.

Where can i find a hairdresser??


What size shoes will i need in Canada????

I'm fed up with all the immigrants in England taking our jobs and sleeping with our women, I've decided to move to Canada will it be more English?

By the way I'm a single unemployed virgin

Gawd bless Her.

Does the Queen still rule Canada?

i got told on the internet i had a job. so i sold my house, left my wife, had my children adopted, rowed here and now they tell me i have no job. what do i do.

Sorry no virgins allowed, you'll have to have that fixed at immigration, the nice officer will help you out.

I am moving to Canada this summer. I am an avid collector of live biological cultures (anthrax, smallpox, black death etc). Should I bring them as cabin baggage or have them shipped in my container and include them on my goods to follow list?

You won't find a decent hairdresser in Canada. (Sorry couldn't resist someone told me that once...she has since returned to Blighty after a brief spell here...)

Shoes will vary. There is no standardisation of sizing in Canada as all footware is hand sewn on the thighs of dusky Aborginal maidens.

Hopefully they have protection.

are there many immigrants in canada, i'm trying to get away from them, country has gone to the dogs since they let all the polish/indian..............

Write yourself a country and western song, you'll make a mint.

No need, you can buy it here much cheaper than it would cost to ship