I told you earlier. It's winter Jan to December, but in the one week of summer we have bugs the size of small dogs, so bring DDT with you in your hand luggage.

And yes it hurts. I lost a limb in the summer of 2007.

You can avoid GST, if you pay cash. Have a quiet word with the immigration officer.

wow they have credit cars in canada. cool. awesome.
how long will it take until i put cool and awesome into every sentance.

Do you drive steam powered cars in Canada, haven't you heard of the internal combustion engine?

what do I do with my rubbish coz of the bears and stuff

Whats up with the bacon here???

It's crap...where can i get decent bacon??

Why is chicken sooooo expensive?

If i can't find cheap chicken fillets i'm going home!! pout

You appear to be ripe for citizenship as you just did...

Why can't I get a proper lamb donar kebab?

please refer to my answer regarding apples.

I think you might almost be there.

Im off home, can I take cake on the plane?

Whats a stop sign for???

There is no rubbish. We are so poor we eat everything, including the packaging.

oh god, i remember that one...priceless