Yes, been there, done that, got the t shirt.

You do know that you're not supposed to take those t-shirts home?

Funny how people think because a Cola says "diet" on it, they can go to town on it...whatever happened to just drinking water with a hint of lemon in it?

There is a myriad of tea that says caffeine free on the box, Lipton and orange pekoe for example from Loblaws et al. I particularly like Tetley caffeine free Green Tea in those little cans, BOGOF here sometimes

Yes, but i am special.

Coffee is my daily grind and can cause me a latte problems.

I always understood that tea leaves have more caffeine per weight than coffee beans, but one uses less mass (of leaves as opposed to beans) to brew a cuppa Tetley than a cup of coffee. Wiser heads than me will probably point out that this is a load of old tosh.....