Blimey this takes me back.

I always thought it was 'reckon' as in 'I reckon you're lying'

Others:

Bostin - very good
Munter - an ugly person

and of course Fandabbydozy - well maybe not.

MrM

My son had a written warning (well, email) from an online game he plays cos he remarked that football (I think) was gay and people who played it were gay too! (It was something like that) He's been warned he could get a life ban!

MUNTER OMG - hilarious, i am laughing here!

A little harsh!

RAG DOLL!!

I was in a bar one day having lunch and there was lots of noise in the kitchen and the waitress came out all mad and said "if that cook doesnt shut it i will rag doll him aboot this place"

I like to use that one!

i am decked at a these words, but i also remember using lets melt to run fast.

also clatty same as minging.

my three year old told me i was twisting his melon man!!!!

I thought so too. We laughed!

Ha ha...I remember using/hearing lots of these...having a 5 min flashback.
We used Chinny 'Beardow' - dont know why there were so many variations?
I also remember going through a phase where everything was 'Wicked' but you had to say it and snap your fingers at the same time..!

We used to say "Itchy beard" when someone was lying, and if a boy was handsome he was "lush".

I'm going to lower the tone slightley with Toley (you can work it out !!!!)

Maybe I should get my coat......

Also remember (not that old a one but used it for a fair while, "nippin my heid"). I must use it a good lot as my 5yr old daughter has said stop nippin my heid mummy on one occassion. She wasn't brave enough to do it twice!

My grandad taught me this when i was about 3 i think:

Away down deep
Lies a Toaly fast asleep
Do not distrub it from its rest
Cos the man who did it
Did his best

Furry boots yous fae

Instead of - where abouts are you from!

I do love the furry boots one, gets me every time

This is a fab thread - takes me back to wearing skin tight jeans with a stripe down the side - funky belt and jelly shoes and bag (with top / back perm too

Skill!

And you actually admit to dressing like that
we were talking about what we used to were i have a picture somewhere hidden where i am in a black velvet cat suit at the tender age of 19 with long blonde hair no wonder they used to call me Abba left nothing to the imagination

I remember this (well something like it and the first two lines!).

Wow that is a blast I remember that term!!! - As in that thing is skill