Heres my list:
Patty Andrews - (Andrews sister) for the youngsters on the forum
Anna Wing - Lou Beale - Eastenders
Olivia Dehavilland
Denis Healey
Gary Bursey - Joker

Busey, he is mental

Requires further work.

BE comedian wannabe



'Highly amusing no doubt' Novocastrian (Joker)

Apparently not a wannabee.

Ultrarunner, I'd like to introduce your new list-mate. This is How Long.

Bye.

BE, I would like to reveal the secret identity of Novocastrian, please welcome Lord Melbray,
FTM

I'd be more than surprised to discover that Novo's a transexual. Gentry, perhaps.

Was he the guy from Fawlty Towers? Melbury, not Novo - didnt think he was a transexual.

Dear Lord

Sorry for spelling your name incorrectly, thats why you're head of brainiatrics.
Another busy day for you at the institute I see.

Me?

No, Lord Melbury from the Marmite Institute of Frivolity.

Did Novo offend you previously and you've been a seething mass of resentment since, just waiting for an opportunity to get back at him and now's your chance?

At last, the cavalry has arrived. Sorry I forgot to add your name, I hope you will forgive me.
Lord Melbury has no more upset me than you or the rest of your merry band of japesters. I think you're all equally as wonderful as each other.

Nobodies upset you - that's good. But if that's the case (unless you want to come across as bitter and angry) maybe you should tone down the passive/aggressive insults and we can get back to the original topic

So, just to clarify then, a thread about people, who may be classed as celebrities dying can be classed as witty or humorous. If I make a reference to 'celebrities' who I wish to put on my list and then answer responses from other posters, that could be taken as bitter and angry and I'm insulting people passively/aggressively. And I must never deviate from the original topic on a thread.
Right, I think I've got all that, thanks ever so much for your help. I'll make sure to point that out to any posters who do any of those in the future or write things calling people bastards or wishing they die, cheers.