Originally Posted by Alan2005 (Post 9860453)

If we had that rule, that sarah burke would have been worth a load of points.

Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 9860468)

would she have made it to the list in the first place?

Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 9860485)

I think Alan's thinking she would have after the accident.

Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 9860505)

A retroactive (I think thats the word) death list? Lots of people would win though. Might not take off. Just saying in case you wanted to change the rules. Or not.

Originally Posted by fletcher m (Post 9860314)

ah ah ah ah staying alive, staying alive.......one of the gibbs is poorly too. Check out the advert for CPR currently veiwing on UK TV.

Originally Posted by Chookie (Post 9860798)

When I did my last firstaid and CPR course about 6 months ago, it was "Dum dum dum, another one bites the dust" that we were taught to use... they just warned us not to sing it outloud while doing CPR on a real person...:rofl:

Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 9860870)

Can I just put it out there that should I have a heart attack or something similar - I would not like Chookie to do my CPR.

kthanxbai

Originally Posted by fletcher m (Post 9860282)

In fantasy football you can change your players, well the one down the pub anyway.

Originally Posted by dollface (Post 9861005)

:rofl: are you STILL on about your list? give it up man its a flipping game! we don't win ANYTHING!!!:eek:

Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 9861027)

:huh:

I'd rather hoped there might be something up for grabs :fingerscrossed:

Originally Posted by dollface (Post 9861050)

Did Novo say there was a prize?:fingerscrossed:

Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 9861052)

not that I recall - but you can live in hope :thumbup:

Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 9861027)

:huh:

I'd rather hoped there might be something up for grabs :fingerscrossed:

Originally Posted by dollface (Post 9861050)

Did Novo say there was a prize?:fingerscrossed:

Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 9846457)

Inspired by the Iron Lady (and by plagiarism form threads on the much lamented now defunct Grauniad Talk Forum), I bring you boys and girls unlimited chortles as a New Years gift.

Process: post the five celebs you think to be most likely to kick the bucket this calendar year. I'll keep track in a worksheet.

Rule 1: If no one else has heard of your horse, it's not a celeb.

Rule 2: If one of your celebs croaks you score 100 points minus their age at last (last) birthday. Example: A 78 yr old croaks, score 22 points.

Rule 3: You may then post a replacement croaker-to-be.

Rule 4: You may nominate one of your 5 runners as a Joker. Scores double points. You can't change your Joker until rule 3 applies.

I think that covers it.

The competition is hereby declared open. Good luck.

Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 9861153)

I'll take the winner out for dinner, maybe. It rather depends.

Originally Posted by dollface (Post 9861200)

On what? what we look like?:lol:

Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 9861209)

Ha - Novo already thinks I look like Meryl Streep - who is at present playing Margaret Thatcher.

I think my dinner date is out of the window :rofl:

Originally Posted by dollface (Post 9861200)

On what? what we look like?:lol:

Originally Posted by fletcher m (Post 9862816)

I'll be putting you on my list as the joker given the chance.
Rude individual.:thumbdown:

Originally Posted by fletcher m (Post 9862825)

Will be done if I can work ot how to do it.:nod:

Originally Posted by FlirtyKnickers (Post 9865781)

Charlie Sheen (joker)
Alex Ferguson
Betty White
Donatella Versace (I just saw her pic and I think she's dead already)
Hugh Hefner


so do i win?

Originally Posted by dollface (Post 9865784)

Win what? a date with .................................:rofl:

Originally Posted by FlirtyKnickers (Post 9865794)

What are you trying to say? :frown:

I can act nice you know....:D

Originally Posted by dollface (Post 9865796)

When?:rofl:

Originally Posted by FlirtyKnickers (Post 9865808)

Today...Acted nice today!

My boss said...''Irene, you smile a lot, don't you?''

I said...''I suppose so, i never really thought about it before'' and blushed...

See...i was nice....:sneaky:

What i actually should have said was....''**** me, your right, for a moment there i actually forgot that i worked for you''....:zzz:

See the difference?

Originally Posted by dollface (Post 9865811)

Beginning to catch on:lol:

what he actually said in his accent was "Irene, you smell alot, don't you?":rofl:

Originally Posted by FlirtyKnickers (Post 9865781)

Charlie Sheen (joker)
Alex Ferguson
Betty White
Donatella Versace (I just saw her pic and I think she's dead already)
Hugh Hefner


so do i win?

Originally Posted by FlirtyKnickers (Post 9865816)

Actually he's a bit of a perv and tells me daily i smell nice.....:sneaky:


I might join the ranks for the unwashed for a week or two...:rofl: that'll cure him...:p

Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 9865817)

Not yet. You need a croaker or three to catch up with dollface.

The spreadsheet is on my desktop at work (:o), but I've got London Mike's and your entries.

Good luck, especially with Alex. (Oh, and Hugh.. isn't he dead already?)

Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 9865817)

Not yet. You need a croaker or three to catch up with dollface.

The spreadsheet is on my desktop at work (:o), but I've got London Mike's and your entries.

Good luck, especially with Alex. (Oh, and Hugh.. isn't he dead already?)

Originally Posted by dollface (Post 9865820)

:eek: he's a minger or a priest:rofl:

Originally Posted by dollface (Post 9865821)

yeah, bite me FK:nod::lol:

Originally Posted by FlirtyKnickers (Post 9865827)

Bitch...:rofl:




I was late to the party, all the good almost dead people where already taken! :sneaky:

Originally Posted by dollface (Post 9865830)

:sneaky::rofl:

Originally Posted by FlirtyKnickers (Post 9865808)

My boss said...''Irene, you smile a lot, don't you?''

Originally Posted by DaveLovesDee (Post 9866389)

Next time, tell him that he'd smile too if he knew what your Mafia Whores crew got up to! :p

Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 9869710)

Has anybody else died yet :confused: