Perhaps I should go then..........cries of

"poo, smelly feet" "open a window someone" "gorgonzola in India?"

that would break the silence. Then of course the angle-grinder (as you can see, I am made of metal) would truly shatter the peace!

Johnny Five toes on each foots, innit?

J5 - MILWART WAS RIGHT he said you were Mental, not made of Metal!

Still have big problems getting onto site and still odd format no pictures, icons smilies, avatars only XXX and bullet points.

Just though I would up date you with our visit to Snips. My daughter and I had the full body aromatherapy massage which lasted 60 minutes and cost Rs1700 + tax.
We decided to have a twin room as neither of us had had anything like this before only a beach massege. we were take to a softly lit room and given a towel and a packet containing a very small pair of disposable knickers, fine for my size 8 daughter interesting for me, however I was surprised how far they streatched.
We then spent 15 minutes in a steam room, after that the massage 60 minutes of sheer bliss worth every rupee. Soft music, the wonderful smell of perfumed oils, just what we needed. By the time we had showered and had a cup of tea we had been there for over 90 minutes.
Needless to say we will be return again.

Hi, re haircuts, I had long hair and was feeling the heat in November so I went to the barbers in Arpora that my husband goes to and had a young man cut my hair very short. It has grown out quite a lot now but still looks good because it was very well cut. The cut cost 50 rupees.