I have been asked several times on this site if I am THE Simon Cowell, unfortunately I'm not

BUT if I was, I would probably like to produce a GOA'S GOT TALENT show like this ..

TONIGHT FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY..

ALEMAO & THE ADVOCATES SING !

Money,Money,Money( Abba)

Rupee, Rupee, Rupee (Kaiser Cheifs)

DIGAMBAR KAMAT

Puppet on a String (Sandy Shore?)

ELVIS GOMES

Heartbreak Hotel ( Elvis)

MICKEY PACHECO (With the Bhoona Town Rats)

Candolim in the Wind ( Elton)

Is this the way to Calangute ( Various)

THE POLICE (With STING)

Don't stand to Close to Me

Every breath you take ( We'll be watchin U)

STEVE WOOD & CHRIS GREGORY

I got you Babe ( Sonny & Cher)

There could be a demo by BOB THE BUILDER and the Goan version of Slimmers world "How to EASILY lose 25,000 pounds"

The Advocates could show us their Tennis skills on "How to improve your backhand"

There could be a charity Housey (wot?) Housey organised by Father Ted and all proceeds would be donated to charter a plane and send the Expats home to the strains of Boney Ms "One way ticket"

The evening could be sponsored by " Vaz" Goa's own premier detergent ,"Washes Clean and leaves no Residue"

*** One sad note.. the 80s band "The Tourists" will not be appearing as they WILL NOT be making a comeback

( I hope nobody takes offence to this,We all know how serious the issue is but I personally feel we ought to show Johnny Foreigner the Brits can still laugh even in the most DIRE STRAITS(oops)

[QUOTE=1s.cowell;6638350]I have been asked several times on this site if I am THE Simon Cowell, unfortunately I'm not

BUT if I was, I would probably like to produce a GOA'S GOT TALENT show like this ..

THE Simon Cowell would never have been so talented as to have put together a show like this.
Sitting in a dark, dismal and wet UK summer worrying ourselves to death about 'the situation' this really cheered us up. Well done Simon!!

Brilliant Simon! It is what we need is a laugh.

Simon - you should employ the Heralds "Tom Cat" he is on "the prowl" on Sundays in the Herald - he does not care what he says either

Hi Simon,
I haven't laughed so much since June 2006 when all this nonsence in Goa kicked off.You are far more talented than Simon Cowell.
How much are you selling the tickets for,it would be a sell out.We could use the funds to get the Sc*m bags in court but certainly not using an advocate from Goa
Thanks for cheering me up,brilliant

Could this show be a HIT ?

Not 'Arf Me Old Mate

As long as Mrs Doyle does " a Noice cup O'tea" with Father Ted

Go'an Go'an Go'an

HAVE YOU BEEN ON THE 'NOFFI WITH NONI AND REMY

Wot me Ted ? wotever gave u dat idea ? no ****** chance and me a cat -olic priest and all dat. no way o'im tellin ya , no way

It was father Jack (drink, drink oi need a ****** drink)

Communion wine Ted.

That is excellent Simon,well thought out !
I notice since you came along we have been joined by well known golfer
VJ Singh.Try and recruit more of your show biz pals.
Talking about humour and resilience during times of depression and adversity
always remember the words of a very famous man :-

'It's easy enough to be happy when the world rolls along like a song,
but a man's worthwhile when he can smile when everythings going wrong'

Adolf Hitler 1945
(as he turned to Goebbels and said 'I think we've f...... blown it !

Always look on the bright side

nice one mate-- bit late, but only just read! RESPECT MAN!!!!!!

Good to read again - enjoy your return to la la land K-C and the sunshine band. simply the best.
Relax man, this time.

I love it, well done!

who needs Night at the Musicals in Panjim for RS1,000 a go when we have this delight! A real showstopper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1