Oh well another season on me todd, her loss!!!!.
Hope she recovers quickly, im still available.
Or she could send a stand in.
Fish curry rice for two, washed down with a few kings,
or if shes a stunner maybe a G&T!.

after the doctors have put her mind to rest, she will be back again in India.
She is a business woman; her 24 quid perfume Shh... is being re-launched and it is in made by villagers on North India.

Besides, how can she refuse your Goan Fish Curry and Kings.
Curries and beer were her training diet for the London Marathon.
She couldn't finish the course. She told the reporters, "I don't really understand miles. I didn't actually know how far it was going to be."


Oh yeah! She is a stunner all right!
Pic of her in a Baywatch swimsuit:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...rson-aint.html

Gorgeous, G&Ts, fish curry rice, a few kings, and a Masala Dosa in the morning.
Im in lust!!!!!.
I will try and rent a tandem.

Think it is Blue Max who is in lust with her.

Im not exactly Richard Gere, close though!!!.
Shes mine, all mine.

May the best man win

What has this poor girl done to you that you pick on her all the time.

Its only a ploy from Blu Max, im playing the nice guy,
hes playing the nasty one, let her decide.
Im a bit worried, i had hoped to win her with cheaper than
£24 perfume.
Im as grey as Richard Gere.

It's quality that counts!

But I saw her first!
And it is so easy to fall for someone like that.
In addition to her intellectual qualities, with her well endowed figure, you get two and a bit more for the price of one.

Like all best women, of her type, she has her fears and needs careful handling.
TV presenter Graham Norton, referring to her porcine features, revealed, "Jade is afraid to eat fruit. She thinks if the others see her with an apple in her mouth, they'll roast her".

Bigger the cushion, better the pushin.
Maybe i will even spring for a puri bahgi, and a samosa.

Well boys, you can both calm down, the poor girl is having a hysterectomy on Monday, if she had stayed in India she would have only had a few months to live.

Jane if you are reading this site, please get well soon.
Goa and i will always be here, for you.
Some R&R, in Benaulim will do you good.

Veg Thali will work wonders.
Heres to you Janey.

Her name is Jade - J - A - D - E

Bless - he can't help it, without a woman for soooooooooooooooooooo long