Hi Mods !

Any chance of changing this forums introduction which is now very much outdated ?

"Internationally renowned for its beaches Goa is fast becoming a popular destination for expatriates." (wot ?:curse::curse

Suggestions please

"Internationally renowned for its beaches Goa is fast becoming a popular destination for expatriates. "

How about, " Internationally renowned for its corruption & filth Goa is fast becoming an unpopular destination for expatriates and tourists alike !":curse:


Simon

:I think your right

How about fast re-know for it's gabbage, rapes, murders, but hay!! ho!! we do have a British female life guard

How about, "EXPATS GO HOME" "Waste of Time & Space"

You're getting worse than the South African section you lot are!

Well you have given us something to read if it rains in Goa and we get bored

Noni how can you get bored out in Goa,it must keep you busy staying one step ahead of the rip off merchants and trying to keep track of the never ending Interpretaion the State Government keep putting on the FEMA act and of course there is alway's BE Innit and all us British Dregs.Look on the bright side the sun is shining out in Goa it lashing it's down in good old blighty and bl**dy freezing as well.Never mind three weeks today and we will be joining you trying to dodge the beach sellers and arguing with the taxi drivers about the extortionate taxi prices ha!!!ha!!

Gathering up my strength for tomorrow, beach been very quiet until Friday, to-day our shack had 38 beds out - tomorrow will have to get up at crack of dawn as 'word is out' the beach police are coming to count the sunbeds, it is a long way to run with your bed on your head (do you think they can count up to ten)
especially since they have commandered one of the lifeguards red jeeps to catch the girls. There is going to be somebody squashed lying on the sand before the end of the season the way the jeeps speed up and down. Safer on your sunbed. We are all waiting for them to be bogged down in the sand and of course we being good FN's will rush to help them and dig them out Taxi drivers are finding it extremely hard this year, we have asked twice 'how much' and they have said what will you pay, some work is better than none.

Hope you are not toooooooo cold in blighty - we have a problem tooooo hot fans off! innit

Noni you are nut's girl!!

I have a vision of you running up the beach with your sunbed on your head dodging the red jeep funnya two week holiday in Goa are going for £245.I have never seen flights or holidays to Goa so cheap,Im only sorry we didn't wait now to book we paid £500 just for our flights in June and I thought this was good.I feel a bit sorry for the taxi drivers but maybe this is what they need, a couple of bad seasons.Of course they will blame the credit crunch and not the fact that word is out in Britain that it isn't a safe place now to go and people are trying other places.The flights out to Egypt have not come down and they are encouraging Brits to buy out there free hold no problem,they want us.We almost bought out there it was a toss up between (Egypt on the Red Sea) or Goa. Goa won and we lost out big time Innit. hay!!ho!! you live and learn.Id put your running shoes on tomorrow It can be crippling girol!!!doing a marathon in flip flpos

Bet she wishes she was a Russian lady, they seem to have more strength than us Brits. Will be watching the sunbed race my self later today.

Have to report, that had arranged a massage as stressed out with all this lying on the beach not to be disturbed I had arranged, if the police came for the sunbeds. to have four sunbedwallahs ready to carry me and my bed into the shack. Of course, they did not come to-day, neither did the man who was coming to measure the shack spaces for those who did not have a license. Apparently they will be having shacks but only within certain measurements!!

Jeep flew up and down the beach a few times, managed to miss those lying in the sand. Lifeguards on patrol were sleeping at the back of a boat in the shade facing away from the sea (is that because they cannot swim)

Beach shack dogs hate the jeep and every time it passes they chase it barking like ......

Heard a UK lady was coming to train the lady lifeguards wonder if the indian ladies will wear swimsuits or sari's. If it is sari's we will be rescuing them.

Life here is a bitch, but somebody has got to keep an eye on things whilst you freeze in old Blighty.

Noni i thought you were my friend you little Minx,that really was spitful Im as jealous as hell,It is p*ssing down in good old Blighty and really cold.Women life guards in Goa never in a million years if they are talking about Goan women:curse::thumbsu p:
Take it easy girl!!! we need to at our time of life

Seriously the girl is from Cornwall 'Pastiewart' and did her Diploma in Sport at Cardiff University, 'taffywart'

Forget the problems of Goa - Life's a Beach and somebody has to sit on it.

Kids said the weather is terrible at home.