Andrea50

I'll warn you - I'm hard to impress. That Avatar better be an F22 or a De Walt Chainsaw .....

Ka Ora!

No just a Knightsbridge Cowboy.....At your Service Mamm.

Andrea50

Gordon Bennet, I knew there'd be guns in it somewhere - can you do an impression of Tommy Lee Jones? That might get me "smokin" and I don't mean Rothmans either ...

themoose

Waiting here.

stanage2

Hope you are no holding your Br.

themoose

Not holding that, but holding
where you at?

stanage2

Given it up.

themoose

This is met with much sadness this end.

Dont give up, the next corner is always worth turning. The lights often go out, but sometimes its only a fuse.

stanage2

Is that the problem, low power fuse.

Andrea50

Morning Moose Man, how are you this fine day?

We are all waiting with anticipation for Ka Ora's new Avatar. I am willing to bet a penny (don't laugh, that's a lotta money for me m8) it has GUNS in it

I'd give another penny to see this guy's CV

And another penny to be allowed to write him a reference .....

My ribs ache this morning from laughing, and oh boy, I needed that last night - what with that Lemon Bank thing going bust and now those insurance giants all going "Tango Uniform" (I am expecting you to have to ask me what that means!lol) I have a horrid feeling I may be trapped here in Old Blighty till I die.

What makes me laugh out loud, is that Lehman Bank Bunch gave their top guy (seems he was as much use as a chocolate fireguard) a 2 million dollar bonus last year .....

Bet HE can't afford to have his teeth fixed either ..... the more you got, the more you want. There should be a law:

"If you cock-up Big Time and have been paid Megabucks for it, when company goes Tits Up, you pay it back".

That might help productivity a bit ....

These people never learn do they?

Happy day to all

I have changed my will to ensure I am buried with a Laptop, so I can keep on postin and keep laughing even after the end .....

themoose

Not for all, but for some. Have you checked your output recently!

Andrea50

"Lights out" Stan? Borrow electrical screwdriver from Ka Ora - he's bound to have one he uses on his kid's teeth or the family cat somewhere

themoose

Is this teeth. I dont want too many, just enough

themoose

I didnt know he had a cat. I have a freind who has cats.......they dont like anything electrical

Andrea50

Who doesn't like anything electrical? Your friends or the cats?

Electrical Stuff deserves respect, and I give it, unstintingly. Even a simple hairdryer can kill, you know. In the wrong hands, (specially wet ones) a simple table-lamp one buys for creating ambient lighting effects can become the equivalent of a homicidal maniac. And don't even think about toasters - serial killers, toasters.

And let's face it, cats are smart. Anything that knows if it's whiskers won't fit through a gap DON'T GO THERE gets my respect as well. If only humans were as smart, there would be a lot less kids and old grandmothers with their heads stuck through bannisters ............