Andrea50

Honestly, I had to laugh this morning. There was a pensioner on BBC Breakfast complaining she can't manage on £800 a month and can't afford a Dentist.

lmao - I would swap with her any day - she should try managing on £324. I recommend a piece of string and a door handle ...... and she wants a new pair of glasses and can't afford them. Again, break up two Jack Daniels bottles and use the bottoms - that will help love, and quite cheap at £34 for two.

Hope the dentistry is still as accessible and excellent in France as it was four years ago when I was there? And presumably they haven't fleeced English pensioners in France of their state pension yet? Mind you, I wonder how long it will take for Gorgon Brown to come up with a way of clawing THAT back .....

Andy

Andrea50

Oops, think I need this shifting to Le Rendez Vous!

Too much Jack last night, forgot where I was ....

Sorry sorry sorry - Val, can you shift it please?

<hanging head in shame and false teeth fall out>

Andy

themoose

Too much jack last night.

Whats going on here then

I suppose thats where the false teeth thing comes in

Andrea50

lmao

Just suddenly hit me after I posted, that False Teeth and Jack Daniels' bottle bottoms might be more appropriate in Le Rendez vous, so before being banished to the Special Room for Naughty Expats who go Off Topic, thought I would let the Mods know I screwed up!!!!

False Teeth thing is not quite a joke - all me front ones are plastic - much easier to deal with, but are on prostheses so can't fall out and would destroy the door the handle was on before they would come out I think, as they used to stick em in with cement in them days ........

Andrea50

Not as bad as this though .......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5aX9GemmXA

val50

your wish is my command madame

themoose

Andy, you made it.

The floor is yours

Andrea50

Hey moose, as you know, me and the floor are old friends. If you spend as much time under the table as I do, it couldn't be any other way .....

Ka Ora!

I made friends with the floor first, it's my friend go find your own friend. In fact buy a bottle of Jack and I will be your friend, I avoid finding myself under the Table as I always bang my head.

Andrea50

OK, you have the floor, I'll dive gracefully, Edwina and Patsy style, into the bushes.....

The soundtrack on this aint half bad either ....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMG0C6m9i3E&NR=1

Ka Ora!

I forgot to mention, I have some very good Pliers. sure we can get to the bottom of your problem..........

Andrea50

Ouch!!!

I'd be trying that myself 'cept the ex got custody of the toolkit .... suppose that would be a good excuse to get the Old Jack out - anaesthetic.

Ka Ora!

Fret not, I would keep your mind off it.....

Andrea50

Hey hold on, I've had a thought! (now don't laugh)

I aint got pliers, but will nutcrackers do?

Yeah yeah, promises promises - great image THAT is - "come here little girl, I'll keep your mind off the pain" complete with pliers, guns and your scary computer knowledge!!!

Last time I was this turned on I was watching 9 Typhoons flying over Buck House ................

Ka Ora!

I will dig out my other Avatar tomorrow....