Honda Element, Subura Outback, VW New Beetle, the Ferrari with the plastic bubble over the engine.

OK so which one is the Gay car?

All of them.

Yes, that's a list of cars popular on this block.

VW Beetle is a girlie car.

I have been a good boy this year - I have washed the windows and lights on my car every week and sometimes twice a week. I didnt bother washing the car itself but have got to quite like the light brown road dirt colour - my car looks like everyone elses - you cant even see the rust patches at the bottom of the car doors anymore.

Yes. Fortunately my rippling hungness offsets that.

Yup, it even comes with a vase on the dash.

Here it is, no flower though because it's too cold.

WOW - sure makes me glad I picked this area. The lower mainland of B.C. will still be wet and grey for a while and the north will still be white for a while - but I guess Kamloops is one of the warmest places in Canada. I find Spring amazing here - March starts of like early February in the UK and ends like late April - a short spring long summer.

http://www.kamloops.ca/media/placeinthesun.shtml

You could go totally cheesy and use a plastic flower until the real ones get a chance to grow.

I've seen a few out here with plastic flowers.

I have to find one that's totally ridiculous though, an orchid or an aspidistra or something, a single plastic daisy just isn't silly enough.

How right you are.

Right, time to jump into it, I have to stop on the way home for some Grolsch or Corona or similar.

Thats good - cleared it up for me - I was a little worried that it might turn out to be the same I drive around - I have been told that mine is a sports Mom car (Dodge Caravan). I dont need to worry about a flower on the dash board - I could grow an entire garden in the trunk.