Lounge lizards needed
Sep 24th 2005 | 7:23 am
#46
Jenny & Tony
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 322
From: Springfield,Nova Scotia
Re: Lounge lizards needed
Originally Posted by Toontje
Allow me to say: You'll be welcome!
ahhhhh you see, you guys are not so scary!!!! even a cute little puppy running along there.......a puppy will lure us newbies for sure
Sep 24th 2005 | 7:34 am
#47
Lost in BE Cyberspace
Joined: Jul 2004
Posts: 61,698
From: Victoria, BC Canada
Re: Lounge lizards needed
Originally Posted by Happydayz
ahhhhh you see, you guys are not so scary!!!! even a cute little puppy running along there.......a puppy will lure us newbies for sure
Heres some welcome karma for you....!
Sep 24th 2005 | 7:35 am
#48
Lost in BE Cyberspace
Joined: Jul 2004
Posts: 22,151
From: 30°16'29" North 097°44'26" West
Re: Lounge lizards needed
Originally Posted by Happydayz
ahhhhh you see, you guys are not so scary!!!! even a cute little puppy running along there.......a puppy will lure us newbies for sure
Sep 24th 2005 | 7:58 am
#49
Jenny & Tony
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 322
From: Springfield,Nova Scotia
Re: Lounge lizards needed
[QUOTE=1066]
Er, I could be......
Another Hastings person heading away.... where abouts are you going to ....
Originally Posted by lionheart
Er, I could be......
Another Hastings person heading away....
where abouts are you going to ....
Sep 24th 2005 | 8:40 am
#50
Joined: Jun 2005
Posts: 30,102
Re: Lounge lizards needed
Originally Posted by Happydayz
Dear Sir,
I am writing in reply to you recent ad for Lounge Lizard.
I am no longer hard working (recent thread can explain that one)
Have hit the booze, late night TV and countless ramblings floating around in my head just waiting to be typed out....(again recent thread blah blah).
And so I feel I may be just the right person for the post!!!
however I was once advised to stay away from the lounge...told of the no good goings on in the place , I fear for my safety......but the blue squares and pretty gold stars you all seem to have from the Lounge area are sooo attractive to a gal like me I think its time to ignore the warnings and head your way.....if you'll have me!!!!
Jen
I am writing in reply to you recent ad for Lounge Lizard.
I am no longer hard working (recent thread can explain that one)
Have hit the booze, late night TV and countless ramblings floating around in my head just waiting to be typed out....(again recent thread blah blah).
And so I feel I may be just the right person for the post!!!
however I was once advised to stay away from the lounge...told of the no good goings on in the place , I fear for my safety......but the blue squares and pretty gold stars you all seem to have from the Lounge area are sooo attractive to a gal like me I think its time to ignore the warnings and head your way.....if you'll have me!!!!
Jen
We are pleased to announce that further to your recent application, we would like you to advance to the second stage of our recruitment programme. This is done on a points system and is as follows:
10 points-The ability to type while completely inebriated.
10 points-The ability to remain seated for periods of 4 hours or more.
10 points-The ability to google rude images quickly and display them with witty bylines.
10 points-The ability to annoy Ray with posts about 'ladies things' and squirrels.
10 points-A total hatred of Celine Dion.
10 points-The ability to have a skin thicker than a White Rhinoceros called Eric.
If you could fill in the enclosed questionnaire, we will mark your application accordingly. For your information your target score is 40.
Sep 24th 2005 | 9:20 am
#51
Jenny & Tony
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 322
From: Springfield,Nova Scotia
Re: Lounge lizards needed
Originally Posted by gruffbrown
Dear Happydayz
We are pleased to announce that further to your recent application, we would like you to advance to the second stage of our recruitment programme. This is done on a points system and is as follows:
10 points-The ability to type while completely inebriated.
10 points-The ability to remain seated for periods of 4 hours or more.
10 points-The ability to google rude images quickly and display them with witty bylines.
10 points-The ability to annoy Ray with posts about 'ladies things' and squirrels.
10 points-A total hatred of Celine Dion.
10 points-The ability to have a skin thicker than a White Rhinoceros called Eric.
If you could fill in the enclosed questionnaire, we will mark your application accordingly. For your information your target score is 40.
We are pleased to announce that further to your recent application, we would like you to advance to the second stage of our recruitment programme. This is done on a points system and is as follows:
10 points-The ability to type while completely inebriated.
10 points-The ability to remain seated for periods of 4 hours or more.
10 points-The ability to google rude images quickly and display them with witty bylines.
10 points-The ability to annoy Ray with posts about 'ladies things' and squirrels.
10 points-A total hatred of Celine Dion.
10 points-The ability to have a skin thicker than a White Rhinoceros called Eric.
If you could fill in the enclosed questionnaire, we will mark your application accordingly. For your information your target score is 40.
10 points ...... never sober....rarely standing
0 points images....see attached..... no IMG code!!! how do i do it!!
10 points....never sober, annoy Ray and anyone else...no problems...Ray...If I could only insert my pic you would love it ....think its a bald Squirrel
10 points......Celine Dion....she goes on and on and on...hatred no problem
10 points.....thick skin! well Eric's skin is as soft as Bunny's tails compared to mine!!!!!!
Advance to stage 3 ???
ps found out how to put my picture of Cyril on....heading to the lounge to post it.....peek if dare
Last edited by Happydayz; Sep 24th 2005 at 9:34 am. Reason: TO ADD MORE INFO
Sep 24th 2005 | 11:46 pm
#52
Happily hungover
Joined: Sep 2005
Posts: 2,447
From: Runcorn, via Africa and parts unknown.
Re: Lounge lizards needed
[QUOTE=Happydayz]
Another Hastings person heading away.... where abouts are you going to ....
A visit to the lounge is about as much excitment as I can manage these days! 
Originally Posted by 1066
Another Hastings person heading away....
where abouts are you going to ....
Sep 25th 2005 | 5:49 am
#53
Lost in BE Cyberspace
Joined: Jul 2004
Posts: 61,698
From: Victoria, BC Canada
Re: Lounge lizards needed
[QUOTE=1066]
A visit to the lounge is about as much excitment as I can manage these days!
Was it a positive experience for you then?
Originally Posted by Happydayz
A visit to the lounge is about as much excitment as I can manage these days!
Was it a positive experience for you then?
Sep 25th 2005 | 7:02 am
#54
Happily hungover
Joined: Sep 2005
Posts: 2,447
From: Runcorn, via Africa and parts unknown.
Re: Lounge lizards needed
[QUOTE=willmore]
Was it a positive experience for you then?
Yes. Was it good for you?
Originally Posted by 1066
Was it a positive experience for you then?
Sep 25th 2005 | 7:03 am
#55
Lost in BE Cyberspace
Joined: Jul 2004
Posts: 61,698
From: Victoria, BC Canada
Re: Lounge lizards needed
[QUOTE=1066]
Yes. Was it good for you?
I felt the earth move!
Originally Posted by willmore
Yes. Was it good for you?
Sep 25th 2005 | 7:21 am
#56
Happily hungover
Joined: Sep 2005
Posts: 2,447
From: Runcorn, via Africa and parts unknown.
Re: Lounge lizards needed
[QUOTE=willmore]
I felt the earth move!
I think it must have crocked my computer - it has just been attacked by the dreaded 'blue screen of death.'
I don't suppose your beloved Apple has this problem, does it?
Originally Posted by 1066
I felt the earth move!
I don't suppose your beloved Apple has this problem, does it?
Sep 25th 2005 | 7:26 am
#57
Lost in BE Cyberspace
Joined: Jul 2004
Posts: 61,698
From: Victoria, BC Canada
Re: Lounge lizards needed
[QUOTE=1066]
I think it must have crocked my computer - it has just been attacked by the dreaded 'blue screen of death.'
I don't suppose your beloved Apple has this problem, does it?
Im happy to say that my Mac is problem free as always!
Sent some karma!
Originally Posted by willmore
I think it must have crocked my computer - it has just been attacked by the dreaded 'blue screen of death.'
I don't suppose your beloved Apple has this problem, does it?
Sent some karma!
Last edited by willmore; Sep 25th 2005 at 7:29 am.
Sep 25th 2005 | 7:28 am
#58
Happily hungover
Joined: Sep 2005
Posts: 2,447
From: Runcorn, via Africa and parts unknown.
Re: Lounge lizards needed
[QUOTE=willmore]
Im happy to say that my Mac is problem free as always!
Live long and prosper!!
Originally Posted by 1066
Im happy to say that my Mac is problem free as always!
Sep 25th 2005 | 7:32 am
#59
Lost in BE Cyberspace
Joined: Jul 2004
Posts: 61,698
From: Victoria, BC Canada
Re: Lounge lizards needed
[QUOTE=1066]
Live long and prosper!!
We plan on taking over the world....pass the word on....!
just curious - how did you know I was on a Mac?
Originally Posted by willmore
Live long and prosper!!
We plan on taking over the world....pass the word on....!
just curious - how did you know I was on a Mac?
Last edited by willmore; Sep 25th 2005 at 7:35 am.
Sep 25th 2005 | 7:36 am
#60
Happily hungover
Joined: Sep 2005
Posts: 2,447
From: Runcorn, via Africa and parts unknown.
Re: Lounge lizards needed
[QUOTE=willmore]
We plan on taking over the world....pass the word on....!
Aye! Aye! Consider it done.
Originally Posted by 1066
We plan on taking over the world....pass the word on....!
