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Lounge lizards needed
British Expats Lounge, a nationally known leader in on-line piss taking, specializing in smut, bizzare political arguements and low quality humor is currently accepting candidates for its Lounge lizard Program.
BE's Lounge lizard program operates over many locations worldwide bringing alchoholics, sexual deviants and losers closer together across the globe. If you are a complete bone head who possess the ability to offer low-brow comments and enjoys piss-taking in an interactive, fast – paced and stimulating environment, then BE lounge would like to talk to you about joining our team. Candidates should possess no actual freinds and the ability to post countless inane comments and enthusiastically alienate people. Wise cracking experience is preferred. To learn more about our low-lifes, no culture, and no opportunity for advancement or human growth, visit us at www.britishexpats.com/forum and get excited about the opportunity to completely ruin your own history of growth and development. QUALIFICATIONS - 2 minutes of internet forum experience - No HS Diploma or GED required; Bachelors degree not preferred - Ability to work a full time schedule - Available nights and weekends to accommodate the complete idiots agenda BE loungers enjoy a variety of benefits: - Flexible hours - Opportunity for countless arguements - NO Medical/dental insurance - NO 401(k) and employee stock purchase plans - Tuition ( learn to take the piss at your own pace from the comfort of home from countless other morons) - Car not needed - And much more! |
Re: Lounge lizards needed
Originally Posted by lionheart
British Expats Lounge, a nationally known leader in on-line piss taking, specializing in smut, bizzare political arguements and low quality humor is currently accepting candidates for its Lounge lizard Program.
BE's Lounge lizard program operates over many locations worldwide bringing alchoholics, sexual deviants and losers closer together across the globe. If you are a complete bone head who possess the ability to offer low-brow comments and enjoys piss-taking in an interactive, fast – paced and stimulating environment, then BE lounge would like to talk to you about joining our team. Candidates should possess no actual freinds and the ability to post countless inane comments and enthusiastically alienate people. Wise cracking experience is preferred. To learn more about our low-lifes, no culture, and no opportunity for advancement or human growth, visit us at www.britishexpats.com/forum and get excited about the opportunity to completely ruin your own history of growth and development. QUALIFICATIONS - 2 minutes of internet forum experience - No HS Diploma or GED required; Bachelors degree not preferred - Ability to work a full time schedule - Available nights and weekends to accommodate the complete idiots agenda BE loungers enjoy a variety of benefits: - Flexible hours - Opportunity for countless arguements - NO Medical/dental insurance - NO 401(k) and employee stock purchase plans - Tuition ( learn to take the piss at your own pace from the comfort of home from countless other morons) - Car not needed - And much more! |
Re: Lounge lizards needed
Originally Posted by andy_sheila
Stand back, you don't want to be crushed in the ensuing stampede
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Re: Lounge lizards needed
Originally Posted by lionheart
What does ensuing mean? :confused:
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Re: Lounge lizards needed
Originally Posted by andy_sheila
something thats about to happen :D
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Re: Lounge lizards needed
Originally Posted by andy_sheila
something thats about to happen :D
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Re: Lounge lizards needed
What does 'stand' mean :confused:
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Re: Lounge lizards needed
Originally Posted by lionheart
So you are psychic too?
I know you know that you know what i know, and i know that you know i meant that the type of people you are looking for are plentiful in here. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: |
Re: Lounge lizards needed
Originally Posted by gruffbrown
What does 'stand' mean :confused:
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Re: Lounge lizards needed
Originally Posted by andy_sheila
Something you would be doing if you kept them legs still
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Re: Lounge lizards needed
Originally Posted by gruffbrown
I have St Vitus dance
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Re: Lounge lizards needed
Originally Posted by andy_sheila
Well if you took the pills like the doc said, you would have been cured by now
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Re: Lounge lizards needed
Originally Posted by andy_sheila
Not really but i can see that you never made it as a comedian :D
I know you know that you know what i know, and i know that you know i meant that the type of people you are looking for are plentiful in here. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: |
Re: Lounge lizards needed
Originally Posted by lionheart
How did you know I was really Jim Carrey :confused:
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Re: Lounge lizards needed
Originally Posted by gruffbrown
Don't be silly, I'm a chicken, that would be 'vet'
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