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Re: Lounge lizards needed
Originally Posted by Toontje
Allow me to say: You'll be welcome!
ahhhhh you see, you guys are not so scary!!!! even a cute little puppy running along there.......a puppy will lure us newbies for sure :beer: :beer: |
Re: Lounge lizards needed
Originally Posted by Happydayz
ahhhhh you see, you guys are not so scary!!!! even a cute little puppy running along there.......a puppy will lure us newbies for sure :beer: :beer:
Heres some welcome karma for you....! |
Re: Lounge lizards needed
Originally Posted by Happydayz
ahhhhh you see, you guys are not so scary!!!! even a cute little puppy running along there.......a puppy will lure us newbies for sure :beer: :beer:
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Re: Lounge lizards needed
[QUOTE=1066]
Originally Posted by lionheart
Er, I could be...... Another Hastings person heading away.... :beer: :beer: :beer: where abouts are you going to .... |
Re: Lounge lizards needed
Originally Posted by Happydayz
Dear Sir,
I am writing in reply to you recent ad for Lounge Lizard. I am no longer hard working (recent thread can explain that one) Have hit the booze, late night TV and countless ramblings floating around in my head just waiting to be typed out....(again recent thread blah blah). And so I feel I may be just the right person for the post!!! however I was once advised to stay away from the lounge...told of the no good goings on in the place , I fear for my safety......but the blue squares and pretty gold stars you all seem to have from the Lounge area are sooo attractive to a gal like me I think its time to ignore the warnings and head your way.....if you'll have me!!!! :D Jen We are pleased to announce that further to your recent application, we would like you to advance to the second stage of our recruitment programme. This is done on a points system and is as follows: 10 points-The ability to type while completely inebriated. 10 points-The ability to remain seated for periods of 4 hours or more. 10 points-The ability to google rude images quickly and display them with witty bylines. 10 points-The ability to annoy Ray with posts about 'ladies things' and squirrels. 10 points-A total hatred of Celine Dion. 10 points-The ability to have a skin thicker than a White Rhinoceros called Eric. If you could fill in the enclosed questionnaire, we will mark your application accordingly. For your information your target score is 40. |
Re: Lounge lizards needed
Originally Posted by gruffbrown
Dear Happydayz
We are pleased to announce that further to your recent application, we would like you to advance to the second stage of our recruitment programme. This is done on a points system and is as follows: 10 points-The ability to type while completely inebriated. 10 points-The ability to remain seated for periods of 4 hours or more. 10 points-The ability to google rude images quickly and display them with witty bylines. 10 points-The ability to annoy Ray with posts about 'ladies things' and squirrels. 10 points-A total hatred of Celine Dion. 10 points-The ability to have a skin thicker than a White Rhinoceros called Eric. If you could fill in the enclosed questionnaire, we will mark your application accordingly. For your information your target score is 40. 10 points ...... never sober....rarely standing 0 points images....see attached..... no IMG code!!! how do i do it!! 10 points....never sober, annoy Ray and anyone else...no problems...Ray...If I could only insert my pic you would love it ....think its a bald Squirrel 10 points......Celine Dion....she goes on and on and on...hatred no problem 10 points.....thick skin! well Eric's skin is as soft as Bunny's tails compared to mine!!!!!! Advance to stage 3 ??? ps found out how to put my picture of Cyril on....heading to the lounge to post it.....peek if dare |
Re: Lounge lizards needed
[QUOTE=Happydayz]
Originally Posted by 1066
Another Hastings person heading away.... :beer: :beer: :beer: where abouts are you going to .... |
Re: Lounge lizards needed
[QUOTE=1066]
Originally Posted by Happydayz
A visit to the lounge is about as much excitment as I can manage these days! :) Was it a positive experience for you then? ;) |
Re: Lounge lizards needed
[QUOTE=willmore]
Originally Posted by 1066
Was it a positive experience for you then? ;) |
Re: Lounge lizards needed
[QUOTE=1066]
Originally Posted by willmore
Yes. Was it good for you? ;) |
Re: Lounge lizards needed
[QUOTE=willmore]
Originally Posted by 1066
I felt the earth move! ;) I don't suppose your beloved Apple has this problem, does it? |
Re: Lounge lizards needed
[QUOTE=1066]
Originally Posted by willmore
I think it must have crocked my computer - it has just been attacked by the dreaded 'blue screen of death.' I don't suppose your beloved Apple has this problem, does it? Sent some karma! |
Re: Lounge lizards needed
[QUOTE=willmore]
Originally Posted by 1066
Im happy to say that my Mac is problem free as always! ;) |
Re: Lounge lizards needed
[QUOTE=1066]
Originally Posted by willmore
Live long and prosper!! :D We plan on taking over the world....pass the word on....! ;) just curious - how did you know I was on a Mac? :confused: |
Re: Lounge lizards needed
[QUOTE=willmore]
Originally Posted by 1066
We plan on taking over the world....pass the word on....! ;) |
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