Lounge lizards needed
 

British Expats Lounge, a nationally known leader in on-line piss taking, specializing in smut, bizzare political arguements and low quality humor is currently accepting candidates for its Lounge lizard Program.
BE's Lounge lizard program operates over many locations worldwide bringing alchoholics, sexual deviants and losers closer together across the globe.

If you are a complete bone head who possess the ability to offer low-brow comments and enjoys piss-taking in an interactive, fast – paced and stimulating environment, then BE lounge would like to talk to you about joining our team.

Candidates should possess no actual freinds and the ability to post countless inane comments and enthusiastically alienate people. Wise cracking experience is preferred.

To learn more about our low-lifes, no culture, and no opportunity for advancement or human growth, visit us at www.britishexpats.com/forum and get excited about the opportunity to completely ruin your own history of growth and development.


QUALIFICATIONS
- 2 minutes of internet forum experience
- No HS Diploma or GED required; Bachelors degree not preferred
- Ability to work a full time schedule
- Available nights and weekends to accommodate the complete idiots agenda

BE loungers enjoy a variety of benefits:
- Flexible hours
- Opportunity for countless arguements
- NO Medical/dental insurance
- NO 401(k) and employee stock purchase plans
- Tuition ( learn to take the piss at your own pace from the comfort of home from countless other morons)
- Car not needed
- And much more!

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Stand back, you don't want to be crushed in the ensuing stampede

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What does ensuing mean? :confused:

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something thats about to happen :D

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So you are psychic too?

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Oh.... like tomorrow. :D

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What does 'stand' mean :confused:

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Not really but i can see that you never made it as a comedian :D
I know you know that you know what i know, and i know that you know i meant that the type of people you are looking for are plentiful in here. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

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Something you would be doing if you kept them legs still

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I have St Vitus dance

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Well if you took the pills like the doc said, you would have been cured by now

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Don't be silly, I'm a chicken, that would be 'vet'

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How did you know I was really Jim Carrey :confused:

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See your 1st post in this thread

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Really? i thought a vet was someone who fought in the war many moons ago

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I'm always shooting the moon

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I bet you are, along with the dragon :D

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Only if I can get rid of this monkey on my back.

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I thought it was George who was the dragon slayer.

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Until he married Mildred and then it was all downhill :rolleyes:

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Are you Andy or Sheila?

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I'm Andy, but at weekends I'm Sheila, how did you know?

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I thought you were Amanda at weekends :D

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Alter ego, but don't tell anyone....shhhhh

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:rolleyes: * wicked thought*.........I will consider for a one of payment!!!

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I've heard that he's anybodies at weekends - mind you, it might just be a malicious rumour. :D

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[QUOTE=lionheart]

If you are a complete bone head who possess the ability to offer low-brow comments and enjoys piss-taking in an interactive, fast – paced and stimulating environment, then BE lounge would like to talk to you about joining our team.


Sorry to be picky, but how many posts are you up to now? Kind of fit your own criteria I'd say!!!!! ;) (I really, really, really am joking in case you don't believe the wink!!!)

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[QUOTE=themadstans]Crawler!! ;)

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[QUOTE=themadstans]We need new blood, most of us are overqualified for our own criteria :D

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[QUOTE=themadstans] Pffftttt 33 posts, you could be up to 500 by the end of the weekend if you join the lounge, and I'm not winking.

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[QUOTE=1066]Somebody give that man some karma

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[QUOTE=lionheart]Oooohh! Yes please.

[ok, so I'm a shallow Karma tart - so what? :D ]

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[QUOTE=1066]Are you in Hastings?

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[QUOTE=lionheart]or 39 years old?

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[QUOTE=lionheart]Er, I could be......

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[QUOTE=gruffbrown]I was once....I think :confused:

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[QUOTE=1066]Come and join me at the Ambiguous table :)

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[QUOTE=1066]
Errr, okay. You will have to work on your repartee to get one of the lounge positions

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[QUOTE=lionheart]Is that anything like the missionary position?

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[QUOTE=1066]
errrr, might be